Have you ever drank a potion to give you eternal beauty only to discover that you’ve become the walking dead?

Have you ever used your telekinetic abilities to send a notorious serial killer back to the watery grave that you awoke him from?

Have you ever been possessed by a demonic prom queen who is hellbent on reclaiming both her crown and title?

Have you ever used your motorized, souped-up wheelchair to outrun a vengeful werewolf who’s been picking off townsfolk, one by one?

Have you ever lived next door to a vampire and then hired a TV show host who also acted in films as a vampire hunter to stop the killing spree?

Have you ever been so tormented by a relationship that you completely ignore your child and hire a private investigator to follow your estranged spouse?

Have you ever used an advanced computer application to summon a demon, invoke their spirit, and seek revenge on a motley crew of assholes?

Have you ever decided to expose your stalker on national television leading you to seek refuge at a colony inhabited by homewrecking werewolves?

Have you ever traveled across the world to study ballet in Germany only to discover that you're training under a grisly coven of witches?

Have you ever married a man so desperate for stardom that he became friendly with a group of satanic seniors and agreed to have you carry the son of the devil himself?