Hey look, it’s a horror podcast doing a podcast about the Evil Dead remake!!!  Groundbreaking!  Join us as we join the slew of other podcasts that discuss this movie!!  Yes it’s a gory horror movie.  Yes it’s got Satan (or demons but whatever).  No, it does not have Bruce Campbell (for 99.99% of the movie).  If we only take one lesson from a Meatloaf song it should be that two outta three ain’t bad…

We’ve decided that the best way for Bryan’s kid Jackson, of Poster Child fame, to learn his ABC’s was to show him this movie.  Like every man who’s ever lived, he found farting to be hilarious!!  Watch the movie, you’ll understand…

After a long discussion, we’ve decided to change direction here at the podcast.  Come witness this glorious tale of survival and Christian fellowship!!  The literal transalation of Revelations as told to Kirk Cameron springs to life as the people left after the Rapture try to defeat the Anti-Christ (aka Obama).

Even though this sounds like the album title for an 80’s metal band and the main character is in a metal band, there is a suprising lack of metal in this movie.  You know what else isn’t in this movie?  Coherence…

Would you look at that!  A movie that’s not available on Netflix Instant! “What’s going on?” “You guys have changed” “Where’s my badge?” We know, we know… If that change threw you for a loop, wait until you realize we’ve changed the intro song too!!!

Michael Fassbender can’t stop getting involved with Nazis.  As with most involvement with Nazis, this one bites him in the ass.  We still don’t know where the Blood Creek is…

A musical horror movie!!!  Vincent D’Onofrio takes us into the woods to watch tortured emo kids try to write an album.  That alone would make a good horror movie but it has killing too!!!

Kenny Loggins pleaded with director Miguel Ángel Vivas to make more edits in this film.  It was chronicled in the song “Footloose” by Loggins repeatedly begging “Everybody cut, everybody cut”…  Seriously though, I think there are 12 cuts total in this film.  Enjoy!

You’re in for a real treat with this podcast! Get it? Joe Piscopo stops by and gives us his inside take on the film. By Joe Piscopo we mean Bryan doing a horrible, nay HorrorBull, impression.  Also, Bryan writes these episode descriptions and loves referring to himself in the third person. Bryan rules!

A Bousman Double Feature!  This episode we strip away all our sarcasm and go to town on each other!  In a sex-type way!  Oh wait, that’s next episode.  Guess you’re just going to have to keep listening!!!