Mike is really big and Patrick is really small. No, not in that way! And of course: Mariners, MARINERS, MARINERS!!! Best infield in baseball? Who has it?

Patrick is getting old and no one knows who he is, the St Louis Cardinals are EN FUEGO, and Cardgate: Kevin Kiermaier took a Blue Jays' catcher's card that told them how to pitch to Rays players, and then ish hit the fan today.

We talk about the Subway Series and September 11th, Patrick really, really, doesn't like Kanye, fair or Foul, and what manager out of the playoff race is the best?

A first segment that goes all over the damn place and get sidetracked with the Rolling Stones Greatest 500 Songs Ever list, Seattle won the 2023 All-Star Game bid and Patrick wants to get the gang together for it, AL Wild Card update, and Story Time with Uncle Patrick.

It's Mike & Joe, and Joe teaches Mike of a 90s trend that had all the parents worried. Derek Jeter had his HoF speech today, and Mike was unimpressed. We remember the Turn the Clock Forward jerseys, and we take a look at the AL Wild Card Race.

Mike & Joe discuss some teams that are outside of the playoff race, towards the bottom the half of the standings that have a bright future, Fair or Foul, and dude used to hit .300 regularly, and now they don't. Why is that, Mike?

Dodgers & Giants got a big series coming up, the New York Mets and the thumbs down fiasco, drinking bath water (yes, you read that right) and where the hell is Patrick going again?

We discuss all of the disgusting water ways in the Portland metro area, who are some of the best fat baseball players of all time, and the Mariners give out some new contracts to Dipoto and Servais.

Can the Mariners pull off an end of the season push? Are the Red Sox the odd team out of the AL? Fair or Foul (including Joe's very odd Freudian slip), and FIN.

We got some old MTV/VH1 show nostalgia for ya, we take a look around the league with teams surging and falling down the stretch, and if we ever think a team will add Trevor Bauer to their team.