Amber & Macie break down who "THEY," really are with their investigative journalistic skills. Other hot topics include: Why Amber has beef with clowns, why Macie ate an entire bag of candy, hot cops, pool sharks & what decade is "having a moment," in fashion right now.

This episode features a very special, "Get to Know Ya," segment. Amber asks Abby and Macie questions and their answers are maybe not so below-average. You'll have to listen to find out. Amber is still obsessing about the chupacabra situation. Also, don't forget T-swizzle as the ladies theorize what the LWYMMD video is REALLY all about. Of course, there's much more messiness.

The Hot Mess Express is BACK as Amber returns to drop a fire mix-tape with Abby about Game of Thrones, chupacabras (bless you), pants, Taylor Swift and really messy moments.

Abby Jessen of Your Georgia Country fame joins Amber to talk about dancing with Alpacas in Canada, a guy who might be a little misunderstood, stiletto pumps in the skate rink YEAH, Shaq for Sheriff and a lot more celebrity drama!

Amber, Josh and Heather talk drinks on a plane but snakes in a dryer, contacts or glasses, Aaron Carter getting in arrested in Georgia, DMX committing tax evasion, and much more messiness.

Amber, Josh and Heather talk Amber's next career move as the Wiener Mobile Driver, why TSA wants your fudge, gender reveal parties, the latest on Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian, and much more messiness. Oh, and Heather knows the entire Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song.

On this episode of The Hot Mess Express: Amber, Josh and Macie discuss what REALLY happens way down yonder on the Chattahoochee. They also talk about lace suits, $10k pizza bikinis, the Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna DRAMA and much more messiness.

Officially the longest episode yet featuring Jerry/Walker and Heather. They talk chicken nuggets, how they prefer their Oreos, a kid named "DeSequel," the train wreck that is Johnny Depp and much much more.

This episode features Macie from Power 100.1FM. Amber and Macie talk Bovine Bandits, why the F word is normal, #butterorbust, coconut oil is BAD for you and so is putting Coca-Cola on your skin, Michael Phelps' plans to race a shark for Shark Week, onion rings and of course BEYONCE.

Episode 14 features Josh from Power 100.1FM and Heather from Magic 102.1FM. Josh bought some weird pants. Heather believes in mermaids. Does Amber even really shower? So much messiness on this episode of THME.