How do the Muslims speak with you? What is their technology? Where do you get it? How does it work? Are they advancing upon the USA because we are withdrawing from Afghanistan? Will they attack soon? How? Where? This regular “coding” stuff is cheap and useless.

Do you have Dissociative Identity Disorder, Carly? Do you plan on getting a spouse? Your spouse will ultimately reject you because you are an “Alter.” Your friends are immature and clueless.

They said our problem is that we do not “blend in.” We stand out. We are loud and obnoxious. Have you ever thought about taking natural sounds and amplifying them? Have you ever thought about becoming more a part of the natural environment? We are untraceable people. We are very highly advanced. Truly, we are the Mysterious People. You’ll never find us. Either you believe what Heather is saying or you don’t. We are Polite People with manners. Your Freemason Show is loud and impolite. It’s extremely rude and childish and not advanced. Have you ever thought about becoming an Advanced Person? We are Hunters. What are you? Are you a Hunter too? We are funny people with a sophisticated sense of humor. We like Heather and that’s why we “appear” to her. We think Heather’s Maxi Pad rocks. We enjoy telling jokes to Heather. We are not afraid of blood and death.

“I’m a rural Maine expert. I’ve managed to survive Heather, John, and Heather’s aunt.” (Conversation ends, bedtime)

“All alone in a foreign Muslim country. BRILLIANT!!! WE CHAT WITH MUSLIMS HERE TOO!!!”

“Now....you see....I USED to call and ask Heather for recipes....that was BEFORE 9/11. Here we are POST 9/11 and now I call and just try to get the Terrorism updates. Sorry. Hope you understand.”

“I’m in bed and my face is on fire and I’ve had a mini stroke. Does this sound familiar?”

“Blood. Red. Blood. Blood products. Red. Fluid. Red blood. Warm fluid. Red blood. Plasma. Blood. Red. Body fluids. Blood. Grampy Bormann would be so proud of me.”

“This is my imitation of your Nazi Fairy Tale. Dr Goebbels would be so proud.”

“How would you feel if a terrorist tried to kill YOUR wife???!!!”