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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)


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Regent Releasing released The Hottie & the Nottie to theaters on February 21, 2008; grossing $1.6 million worldwide. Tom Putnam directed the “comedy” which starred Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, and Christine Lakin.
The Hottie & the Nottie Space 30-Second Summary
Nate Cooper is a single loser. He has also been very unlucky with the ladies, maybe because he has always pined for beautiful Cristabel Abbott, from elementary school. Nate sets out for sunny California and reconnects with his best friend Arno over tales of elementary school and more recent stories like masturbating to memories of elementary aged girls.
Arlo’s mother has an impeccable taste for interior decorating, and a strange amount of information on Cristabel. Arno and his Mom could also be banging each other because they have a strange relationship.
Nate finds out a place Cristabel passes by every day and decides to “stumble upon” her there. Cristabel is hot. She has an albino stalker and a few normal ones: all of whom she is cool with because what girl isn’t, am I right? Nate is able to speak with her;. She is single because her best friend, June Phigg, from the same aforementioned elementary, is a very ugly girl. So ugly, in fact, Cristabel won’t date until someone bangs June.



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