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George A. Hirliman Productions released Reefer Madness in 1936 and 1938. Louis J. Gasnier directed the film starring Dorothy Short, Kenneth Craig, and Lillian Miles.

‘Reefer Madness’ 30-Second Summary

Reefer Madness also known as Tell Your Kids is the classic cautionary tale as told by a high school principal to a bunch of parents at a PTA meeting. Mae and Jack are dastardly accomplices in the distribution of marijuana. Mae uses her womanly charms to seduce some local high school students into smoking the reefer in her apartment. The elicit drug quickly shatters the lives of each and every person who comes in contact with it. The film ends with the principal advising viewers to put down the pot, and pick up the Jesus. Amen!

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Paramount Pictures released The Love Guru to theaters on June 20, 2008. Marco Schnabel directed the film starring Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, and Romany Malco.

‘The Love Guru’ 30-Second Summary

In The Love Guru Pitka has always wanted to be a guru since the age of 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, disapproves of his reason for wanting to become one, and make him wear a chastity belt until he learns to love himself. Years pass, and Guru Pitka lives in America. He wants to appear on the Oprah Show so the public sees him as a better Guru than Deepak Chopra.

When Jane Bullard, the owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs, hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, Pitka sees it as his opportunity to be on Oprah. All he has to do is get Darren back together with his wife, Prudence. She’s currently banging the Kings’ goalie, Jacques “Lè Cocq” Grandé.

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Warner Bros. released A Christmas Story 2 to video on October 30, 2012. Brian Levant directed the film starring Daniel Stern, Braeden Lemasters, and Stacey Travis.

‘A Christmas Story 2’ 30-Second Summary

The original, traditional, one-hundred-percent, red-blooded, two-fisted, All-American Christmas continues five years later with Ralphie, Randy, mom and the Old Man. This time, Ralphie has his eyes fixed on a car. But trouble is sure to follow.

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Malibu Bay Films released L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach in 1998 sometime. Andy Sidaris directed the film starring Julie Strain, Rodrigo Obregón, and Julie K. Smith.

‘L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach’ Movie Summary

In L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach, the L.E.T.H.A.L. Agency successfully deploys a deep space crime-detection satellite while undercover Agent Ava watches on from the KSXY Radio station in Hawaii. Back at the Agency’s headquarters, a woman disguises herself as a pizza delivery driver, and infiltrates the building. She manages to steal a floppy disk with information about the location to a mythical treasure. This will lead to the ladies’ return to Savage Beach to find the treasure before the villains can. This time however, the L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents will have the help of an old foe named “Warrior” to assist. Can Agents Cobra and Tiger succeed in their treasure hunt against Rodrigo Martinez and his deadly band of ninjas?

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21st Century Film Corporation released Captain America on December 14, 1990 in the UK and July 22, 1992 in the United States. Albert Pyun directed the film starring Matt Salinger, Ronny Cox, and Ned Beatty.

‘Captain America’ 30-Second Summary

Captain America begins in 1936. A Nazi experiment transforms a young Italian boy into an angry supersoldier named Red Skull. The lead scientist, Dr. Maria Vaselli, doesn’t like the way the Nazis use her invention. She escapes them, and flees to America.

Flash forward seven years to 1943, and a brave young man with polo named Steve Rogers undergoes the same experiments. He becomes another supersoldier named Captain America. As the experiment ends, an enemy spy kills Vaselli—ensuring no other person can create another supersoldier as she didn’t write anything down on paper.

The military immediately sends Captain America to stop Red Skull. They’ve learned plans on sending a missile to destroy the White House. The two men face off, and the Captain winds up strapped to the missile. He manages to divert the missile’s path just seconds before it hits the White House, but it’s new trajectory send him crashing into the frozen Alaskan tundra where he sits frozen for the next 50 years. An expedition finds him in 1993, and he immediately thaws out, and flees.

Rogers stumbles back home to California where he finds his childhood sweetheart is nearly 70 years old. Unfortunately, Red Skull is still alive too, and his minions have just successfully kidnapped the President of the United States. It’s up to the Captain to take out his arch-nemesis once and for all.

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Malibu Bay Films released Day of the Warrior in 1996 sometime. Andy Sidaris directed the film starring Kevin Light, Cristian Letelier, and Julie Strain.

‘Day of the Warrior’ Movie Summary

In the Day of the Warrior, an unknown enemy has once again breached poor L.E.T.H.A.L. Agency’s Headquarters. The thief manages to managed to break into their computer system, and tamper with classified documents about the Agency’s agents. The man behind this cyber attack is none other than a former CIA Agent named the “Warrior”. These days, he’s a powerful criminal/entrepreneur whose business dealings encompass pornography, smuggling, and the white slave trade. With the list of all the undercover agents’ identities in his dirty little hand, Commander Willow Black and her agents, Tiger and Cobra, must take out this villain and his evil underground network before it’s too late!

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Universal Pictures released Halloween III: Season of the Witch on October 22, 1982. Tommy Lee Wallace directed the film starring Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, and Dan O’Herlihy.

‘Halloween III: Season of the Witch’ Movie Summary

Eight days before Halloween, Silver Shamrock’s Season of the Witch begins. Two men in suits chase Harry Grimbridge down a deserted Northern California road. After killing one of the suits, Grimbridge collapses at a nearby gas station—still clutching a jack-o’-lantern Halloween mask.

At the hospital, Dr. Dan Challis, newly returned from his nightly trip to the bar, treats Harry. Challis sedates Grimbrdige because Silver Shamrock Halloween masks scare him. They are going to kill us all!

When everyone is out of the room, the second-suited man mechanically strolls into Grimbridge’s room, kills him, and then strolls out. Once the suit returns to his car, he sets himself on fire. Dr. Challis, who chased after the man, watches the car explode into flames.

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Malibu Bay Films released The Dallas Connection on September 2, 1994. Christian Drew Sidaris (as Drew Sidaris) wrote and directed the film starring Bruce Penhall, Mark Barriere, and Julie Strain.

‘The Dallas Connection’ Movie Summary

Someone is assassinating esteemed scientists throughout the world before a major scientific convention in Dallas, Texas. All that is known is that the killings have something to do with the upcoming International World Arms Removal project. It’s a big, sophisticated, state-of-the-art satellite which can detect any weapon, big or small, under any weather condition. After scientist Antonio Morales fears he’s the next target, he asks for the Agency’s protection. Special Agent Samantha Maxx is up for the challenge, but can Ms. Maxx stop the Black Widow and her assassins? Read the full summary.

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The Cannon Group released Masters of the Universe on August 7, 1987. Gary Goddard directed the film starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, and Meg Foster.

‘Masters of the Universe’ Movie Summary

Masters of the Universe begins on the planet Eternia. Skeletor and his minions have launched a surprise attack on Castle Grayskull, and captured the Sorceress. All that remains between Skeletor and unlimited power is a shirtless blond beauty named He-Man. So, Skeletor has his army attack our hero along with his old pal, Man-at-Arms, and his feisty daughter, Teela.

However, after the group takes refuge with a tiny locksmith/inventor named Gwildor they escape to the planet Earth. Before the main attack, Evil-Lyn tricked Gwildor into giving her a Cosmic Key to open a cosmic portal into the castle and take it. He-Man and company manages to bring a prototype of the Cosmic Key with them to Earth , but they lose it upon arrival.

Meanwhile on Earth, Julie Winston, plans to leave her small town and small boy friend to better things after her parents died in a plane crash. On their last night together, her boyfriend, Kevin Corrigan, finds the key, and activates it; thinking it’s a Japanese instrument. That brings Evil-Lyn and her merry group of mercenaries to the planet to vanquish hunky He-Man once and for all. Read the full summary here.

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Malibu Bay Films released Enemy Gold in June 1993 or maybe June of 1994. They aren’t clear. Christian Drew Sidaris (as Drew Sidaris) wrote and directed the film starring Bruce Penhall, Mark Barriere, and Suzi Simpson.

‘Enemy Gold’ Movie Summary

Enemy Gold begins during the United States Civil War in the Big Pines Forest of Texas. Two Confederate soldiers go behind enemy lines and steal some gold from the Yanks. They then head deep into the woods, and bury the gold at the base of a tree where it will remain hidden for more than a century. Thus beginning the legend of Quantrell’s gold.

We cut to Dallas, Texas ca 1993. Chris Cannon, Mark Austin, and Becky Midnite are three Federal agents out on a mission to bust a drug the crime lord, Santiago, and his gang of thugs. However, when their mission at a farm in the middle of nowheresville ends, Federal agent Dixon shows up to suspend the team on a technicality because he hates them and their old boss, Agent Ava Noble. The three agents check in with Noble, and she says she will call them after her meeting with a government official over Dixon’s complaint he filed about their raid.

Elsewhere, we find Santiago at a strip club where he meets with Dixon, and we learn that the two are working together. Dixon gives Santiago a walkie talkie that will allow him to monitor all agent communications to keep track of them.

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