What We're Carving Up:

• Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

Things We Discussed:

• Why Christopher Robin abandoning his woodland friends turns them into rage-fueled killers (relatable)
• The beauty of democracy: bastardizing beloved characters the second copyright expires
• Where's Tigger? (Answer: safe in copyright jail until the sequel)
• That surprisingly decent animated opening vs. everything that follows
• 80s slasher vibes meet sexist trash aesthetics
• Why elevated horror fatigue is real and trash cinema has its place
• Other recent disappointments: Keeper, Shelby Oaks
• Looking forward to: Nosferatu, Silent Night Deadly Night

The Verdict: Tasty trash or tasteless trash? You decide. Either way, bring friends who can handle knowing you watched this.