The Hurt Feelings Podcast

🔥 ZERO FILTER. The Hurt Feelings boys are back in the lab and nobody is safe after absolute chaos in CFB Week 5.

🐊 Florida gets completely COOKED and exposed by Missouri 45-17 — and Snowman drops a straight-up nuke saying Mizzou clears both LSU and Tennessee right now. Rutter calls the defense "diabolical" after giving up 560 yards, Snowman roasts Florida’s DBs for biting on every single double move, and that South Carolina road trip next week looks like a wrap on the entire season. Austin Simmons was out there dropping absolute dimes.

🐺 Then it’s open season on Bryce Underwood. All three of us agree Michigan’s $10M NIL golden boy is straight-up UNPLAYABLE right now — dude couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat. He needs to get BENCHED immediately or hit the transfer portal to a G6 school to figure it out. Rutter: "Bro needs to walk on to the chess team." Snowman goes straight at Dave Portnoy’s neck — says Portnoy is coping out of his mind and calls Michigan a poverty 4-8 squad. "He’s cracked the algorithm of pure rage bait."

🌰 Ohio State puts Iowa in a BLENDER at Kinnick — Jeremiah Smith is an absolute cheat code going for 202 and 2 house calls, Julian Sayin looks legit like QB1, and Wiz is being utterly TOXIC about it. "We'll beat you on the ground then, BITCH" — Ohio State’s game plan summed up in one bar.

🐘 Alabama drops a straight 56-point beatdown on Mississippi State — Kalen DeBoer shut up every single hater, Keylon Russell goes off for 285 and 3 tuddies, and Bama looks like a wagon. But the real mess: Fluff Bothwell tweaks his ankle on carry one and MSU averages literally half a yard per tote the rest of the game. If he’s out against LSU, their season is completely chalked.

🐔 And the HOTTEST take of the week: Shane Beamer needs his pink slip TONIGHT. Snowman and Rutter say blowing it in OT to Kentucky was the nail in the coffin — Dylan Stewart barking at him on the sideline proves he completely lost the locker room. Plus, we torch the AP Top 25 poll ("Kentucky goes on the road, wins in OT, and DROPS?! The voters are smoking pure crack").

Bonus hot take: Snowman — an actual FLORIDA fan — locks in Alabama over Kirby Smart and Georgia next week. Dawgs have played nobody and Gunner Stockton has zero dogs out wide.

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• Is Jaden Ball completely cooked or can he bounce back?

(00:00) Intro

(01:17) Florida vs. Missouri — Gators get HUMILIATED 45-17

(11:29) Shane Beamer hot seat + Kentucky's OT win over South Carolina

(18:54) AP Poll RAGE — Kentucky dropped after a win?!

(21:00) Michigan vs. Minnesota — Bryce Underwood MELTDOWN, Dave Portnoy slander

(35:02) Ohio State vs. Iowa — Jeremiah Smith goes OFF (202 & 2)

(43:03) Big Ten sleepers — Wisconsin, Minnesota, Nebraska, UCLA

(46:27) Alabama vs. Mississippi State — Kalen DeBoer blowout, Fluff Bothwell injured

Bro, the Hurt Feelings crew is BACK and we’re going FULL UNHINGED for College Football Week 5! Snowman, Rutter, and Wiz are dropping absolute heat, firing off hot takes, and locking in our Week 5 pick'ems. Is Shane Beamer getting his walking papers mid-season? Is Bama about to get exposed in Starkville? And are we really witnessing the SEC turn into Big 12 defense in real-time? Drop in and let's get into it!

🔥 IN THIS EPISODE:

• 🟣 Shane Beamer Fired Mid-Season?! (Kentucky vs. South Carolina): Snowman and Rutter are calling it right now—Beamer’s done. With star pass-rusher Dylan Stewart suspended for throwing hands against Bama, South Carolina gets run out of their own building. Beamer’s stepping off that postgame podium and getting told to pack up his locker—straight-up Billy Napier style. Rutter dropped the realest take of the day: "South Carolina hasn't been competitive in the SEC since Jadeveon Clowney was out there in 2012."

• 🏈 Alabama vs. Mississippi State (Starkville Upset Alert): Rutter is ALL-IN on Kamario Taylor as a "mini Josh Allen" and locking in Hail State to shock Bama 38-28! Plus, Nick Saban goes on College GameDay saying he'd recruit Taylor OUT of the portal—Rutter explains why that disrespect is about to fire Keylon Russell up.

• 🌽 Ohio State vs. Iowa (GameDay Nightmare in Iowa City): Rutter says Iowa has ZERO chance and this game is cooked by the 1st quarter with Jeremiah Smith dropping 200 yards and 2 tuddies. Snowman pushes back—Kirk Ferentz isn't running the same weak scheme he used against Michigan, and the Bryce Underwood doubt is real: "He's not the next Lamar, bro."

• 🐊 Florida vs. Missouri (50-Burger Blowout): UNANIMOUS LOCK: The Gators are hanging a 52-21 ass-whooping on Mizzou (even without Ahmaud Hardy). Jaden Ball is #1 in college football with 11 TDs, Duke Clark is rolling, and Snowman is crowning Florida's O-line "McNasty"—the single best unit in America. Eli Drinkwitz might know the stretch scheme, but Mizzou simply doesn't have the horses.

• 🟨 Michigan vs. Minnesota (Little Brown Jug Showdown): PJ Fleck has a legit shot if Anthony Smith can wreck the trenches. Rutter is calling the UPSET, while Snowman and Wiz back Michigan to cover.

• 💰 The Great SEC Defense Debate & Week 5 Picks: Is the SEC officially just Big 12 offense with no defense (Wiz says 100%, Snowman says hell no)? Plus, our Week 5 Pick'ems featuring Wiz's beautifully abysmal 2-10 record ("Bro, if you're trying to lose your rent money this weekend, ride with Wiz!").

👇 DROP YOUR PICKS IN THE COMMENTS:Is Shane Beamer coaching Week 6, or is he watching from the couch with us? Is Hail State actually beating Bama?

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• (00:00) - Episode Intro & Week 5 Slate Preview

• (01:37) - Alabama vs. Mississippi State (Starkville Showdown & Kamario Taylor Loyalty)

• (09:10) - SEC vs. Big 12 Debate: Has SEC Defense Softened?

• (13:35) - Ohio State vs. Iowa (GameDay in Iowa City & Bryce Underwood Takes)

• (25:38) - Florida vs. Missouri (Swamp Action & The "McNasty" O-Line)

• (36:24) - Michigan vs. Minnesota (Battle for the Little Brown Jug)

• (46:38) - Kentucky vs. South Carolina (Dylan Stewart Suspension & Shane Beamer Hot Seat)

• (57:56) - Week 5 Pick 'Ems & Best Bets

The Hurt Feelings crew is BACK for NFL Week 4 and we are OFFICIALLY declaring war. 🔥

💰 Is Deshaun Watson actually back — or is he just playing for a paycheck in a contract year? Snowman floats the wild take that Watson could get an EXTENSION if the Browns sneak into the playoffs. Rutter isn't having it: "He STOLE $230 million guaranteed, missed the fourth year of that contract, and only decided to show up when it was time to get paid AGAIN." Then it's TJ Watt and Alex Highsmith coming for Watson's soul on Thursday night — good luck.

🤠 CJ Stroud vs. the Cowboys' front seven — Houston is 0-3 and asking for $70 million a year. Without Nico Collins and Tank Dell, Dalton Schultz is the only weapon on the roster. Snowman: "If they lose this game, pencil me out. I don't even want to talk about them anymore." Wiz's welcome-to-Pittsburgh energy: "Texans fans, this is what your team looks like, buddy."

🦅 Nick Sirianni and Vic Fangio are on the HOT SEAT after Case Keenum — a man who was literally sitting on his couch a week ago — torched the Eagles 27-7 on MNF. WHY is Saquon Barkley only getting 15 carries?! Rutter: "You cannot let a third-string QB who was on a sofa a week ago beat you like that."

🏴‍☠️ And the moment you came for: WE HATE THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS. All three of us are riding with Kirk Cousins, Brock Bowers, and the 3-0 Las Vegas Raiders to expose Patrick Mahomes. Rutter: "I hate Pat Mahomes. I hate Travis Kelce. I hate the Chiefs more than any team in professional sports." Snowman wants Maxx Crosby to hit Mahomes so hard he cries on the sideline. Wiz calls it: "The Chiefs are literally this era's New England Patriots."

Plus: Joe Burrow's Jaguars revenge game (and the Trevor Lawrence question that won't die), the Bengals cutting a guy within 24 HOURS of a muffed punt, Matthew Stafford hand injury concerns, and our Week 4 pick'ems — including Rutter and Wiz's UNHINGED call of Bryce Young beating the Lions on SNF.

🔔 Like, subscribe, and drop your Chiefs takes in the comments — Snowman is WAITING for you.

(00:00) Intro
(02:20) Steelers vs. Browns — Is Deshaun Watson finally back or just contract-year mode?
(14:56) Texans vs. Cowboys — CJ Stroud in crisis, 0-3 and $70M on the line
(27:08) Jaguars vs. Bengals — Joe Burrow revenge game, superstition alert
(39:25) Matthew Stafford hand injury concern
(42:31) Rams vs. Eagles — Sirianni & Vic Fangio on the HOT SEAT, Saquon wasted
(49:47) Raiders vs. Chiefs — We HATE the Chiefs, Mahomes NEEDS to be humbled
(57:00) Week 4 pick'ems — Bryce Young shocks Detroit, Colts, Ravens & more

The Hurt Feelings crew is BACK and fired up after a WILD NFL Week 3. 🔥 We're calling it: Matt LaFleur has LOST the Green Bay Packers locker room. Michael Penix Jr. is legit, Bijan Robinson goes for 194, Drake London drops 200 receiving, and Jordan Love deserves better than a 5-win supporting cast. Meanwhile the Colts snap a 9-game losing streak in the division and Snowman goes ALL IN — mark his words, Indy is starting a 9-GAME WIN STREAK. And CJ Stroud? 0-3, staring down a franchise tag instead of the $70 million he asked for — Rutter says if Houston misses the playoffs, CJ DOESN'T GET PAID. Period.

Aaron Rodgers looked like PEAK Rodgers vs. Cincinnati, Jalen Warren ran wild, and Joe Burrow fumbled the game away on 1st and 10 in the final two minutes — Rutter (a Bengals fan!) had to eat every word of his trash talk on the pod. Wiz keeps it painfully honest: "The Steelers making the playoffs every year? Irrelevant. We're just getting a gold sticker. We never do anything with it." Then it gets uglier: Derrick Henry stuffed at the 6-INCH LINE, Dak Prescott sailing the most wide-open TD throw of the year into the stands (Rutter's line: "Victor Wembanyama couldn't have caught that"), and the Cowboys coach burning a timeout with 14 seconds left instead of 7 — gifting Lamar Jackson the game-winning drive.

🚨 And THE REFS ROBBED THE RAMS: a clean interception overturned because the receiver FLOPPED like an NBA player, called by a back-judge with zero line of sight while the ref standing 5 feet away threw NOTHING. Wiz's verdict: "That was the sexiest interception I've seen in a long time — and it didn't count. An absolute atrocity." Bo Nix now has the 3rd-most game-winning drives in a QB's first three seasons since 1950 — trailing only John Elway and Derek Carr. Plus: Case Keenum comes off his couch (1,000+ days without playing) and Chicago's defense holds Jalen Hurts, Saquon Barkley & DeVonta Smith to 7 POINTS on MNF.

Like, subscribe, and tell us in the comments — did the NFL rig the Broncos-Rams game?

(00:00) Intro
(00:30) Falcons vs. Packers — Penix goes off, LaFleur LOST the locker room
(13:30) Michael Penix bandwagon talk & Packers hangover
(17:10) Colts vs. Texans — 9-game losing streak snapped, CJ Stroud contract in trouble
(30:50) Steelers vs. Bengals — Rodgers looks alive, Joe Burrow FUMBLES it away
(45:15) Ravens vs. Cowboys — Derrick Henry stuffed, Dak airmails the wide-open TD
(55:20) Broncos vs. Rams — The REFS ROBBED the Rams, Bo Nix cashes another comeback
(1:04:45) Bears D holds the Eagles to 7 on MNF — Case Keenum off the couch

The Hurt Feelings crew is BACK and holding NOTHING back on the wildest weekend in college football. 🔥

🐊 Florida drops 500 yards on Ole Miss — Snowman was mocked for calling the Gators a playoff team preseason and now all three hosts are buying in. Jaden Ball is the best RB in the country and a lock first-round pick. Rutter's flat statement: if you can't stop the Florida run game, you don't beat them — not Texas, not Georgia, nobody.

😤 Michigan vs. Iowa — the KARMA game. Snowman says Michigan statistically DOMINATED and still lost on the final drive, and the crew goes off on Bryce Underwood for looking like a Heisman candidate scrambling but throwing dog water from a clean pocket (under 50% red-zone conversion all year). Also: Iowa is a dark-horse CFP team, book it.

🦆 Oregon vs. USC — Dante Moore goes down, Dylan Raiola balls out. Should Dan Lanning ride the hot hand and NEVER put Moore back in? Genuine question.

🌪️ Indiana barely escapes Northwestern — Snowman flips the switch and pulls Kurt Cignetti's Hoosiers out of his playoff bracket for good.

🐄 Mississippi State's Kamario Taylor and Fluff Bothwell put up a hero performance vs. Missouri — Rutter calls them the best QB-RB duo in the country and says they can BEAT Alabama next week.

Wiz brings up whether QB slide rules are making football MORE dangerous — arguing they give QBs a false sense of security and defenders commit to the tackle anyway — and floats Kentucky as the annual SEC playoff killer that could sneak up and end Florida's dream in Kroger Field. Come pick your fights in the comments. Like, subscribe, and let us know whose feelings we hurt this week.

(00:00) Intro
(00:30) Florida vs. Ole Miss — Gators drop 500 yards, Jaden Ball is HIM
(12:30) Oregon vs. USC — Dante Moore injury, Dylan Raiola takes over
(21:30) QB slide rules & football violence debate
(26:00) Michigan vs. Iowa — the KARMA game, Bryce Underwood can't throw
(40:00) Indiana vs. Northwestern — Cignetti's Hoosiers barely escape
(47:50) Mississippi State vs. Missouri — Kamario Taylor & Fluff Bothwell go off

The Hurt Feelings crew is BACK and pulling zero punches on College Football Week 4. 🔥 Wiz drops the bomb: he has ZERO trust in Arch Manning and doesn't think he'll do a thing in the NFL — and Snowman wants Arch to look into the camera in Knoxville (in front of Donald Trump and 105,000 screaming Vol fans) and tell the haters to keep his name out their mouth. Snowman goes ALL IN on the Florida Gators over Ole Miss and declares Jaden Ball is the best RB in the country — "I don't think Ohio State with Matt Patricia could stop him." Rutter fires back: Trinidad Chambliss is a Heisman lock and Aaron Filo is NOT beating a top-5 team. Bryce Underwood gets absolutely COOKED — Wiz says Michigan fans should bring a dog bowl to collect his dog water, and Kirk Ferentz's Iowa Hawkeyes are about to embarrass him. Plus: Is Lincoln Riley next on the coaching hot seat with Oregon coming to the Coliseum? Is Steve Sarkisian a "readable" head coach that Kirby Smart has permanently solved? Is Kirk Cignetti a FRAUD for comparing Indiana to the SEC? And is Brent Venables getting fired at Oklahoma after struggling against New Mexico?! Chip Kelly, Dan Lanning, Jim Knowles, Will Muschamp — nobody's safe. Come pick your fights in the comments. Gator bait. Hotty toddy. Go Blue haters welcome.

(00:00) Intro
(00:26) Northwestern vs. Indiana — Chip Kelly, Kirk Cignetti fraud alert
(10:03) #1 Texas vs. #14 Tennessee — Arch Manning called out, GameDay in Knoxville
(24:22) Ole Miss vs. Florida — Jaden Ball unstoppable? Trinidad Chambliss Heisman push
(35:09) Iowa vs. Michigan — Bryce Underwood gets cooked, Iowa D dominates
(43:26) Oregon at USC — Lincoln Riley on the hot seat?
(49:16) Week 4 pick'ems — Oklahoma +14.5, WVU-Oklahoma State, more

The Hurt Feelings crew is BACK for Week 3 and this one's a therapy session as much as a preview. 🔥 Snowman spends 20 straight minutes obliterating his own Colts defense (an NFL-RECORD 1,029 yards allowed in two games) and demands Shane Steichen and Chris Ballard "get the f*** out of Indy" — then somehow still picks the Colts to win. Wiz, in full Steelers-fan meltdown, admits out loud that this might actually be a Steelers losing season, calls the O-line a dumpster fire, and declares DK Metcalf is Diontae Johnson 2.0 — dropping EVERYTHING. Snowman drops the bomb that Lamar Jackson — a guy he ONCE said would win THREE Super Bowls — might not even sniff one, then absolutely torches the Ravens for taking the ball out of Derrick Henry's hands when they're winning ("25 carries. Non-negotiable. Period"). Then things get weird: Snowman floats the "Packers Curse" theory — every QB who leaves Green Bay falls off, from Favre to Rodgers, don't @ him. Plus: Bo Nix believers get roasted ("you're f***ing high"), Rutter goes off on the NFL for putting the Falcons on primetime THREE weeks in a row, and Wiz cannot say ONE nice thing about the "Baltimore Ratbirds" unless it's fantasy football. Come pick a fight in the comments. Like, subscribe, and let us know whose feelings we hurt this week.

(00:00) Intro
(00:30) Packers vs. Falcons: Atlanta on Primetime
(13:00) Colts vs. Texans: Defensive Concerns & CJ Stroud Contract
(22:40) Bengals vs. Steelers: Wiz Meltdown & DK Metcalf Comparison
(34:55) Ravens vs. Cowboys: Lamar Jackson & Derrick Henry's Workload
(42:00) Rams vs. Broncos: Evaluating Bo Nix
(47:00) Week 3 Pick'ems: Colts, Jets, Panthers, & Saints Predictions

Week 2 of the NFL did NOT disappoint — and neither did the Hurt Feelings crew. 🔥 Josh Allen put on an absolute clinic against a Lions defense so bad that Wiz declared Detroit would actually be a TOUGHER matchup if they just fielded zero men on defense. Then Caleb Williams goes down in the rain, cries under a towel, throws a thumbs up, and might be back next week — Rutter compares it to Paul Pierce getting wheeled off in the Finals when he had to take a s***. The Bengals defense looks TERRIFYING… but is it legit or just feasting on broken offenses? Rutter GOES OFF on CJ Stroud for asking for $70 MILLION while getting shut out in the red zone with zero run game. And the Chiefs walk away with ANOTHER game while the refs miss a blatant late hit on the Colts — Snowman drops the take: the Chiefs are the new New England Patriots. Plus: the Colts gave up an NFL-RECORD 1,029 yards in two games — breaking the old record by nearly 200 yards. Drop a comment if you STILL think the Lions are making the playoffs — we dare you.

(00:00) Intro
(00:30) Bills vs. Lions: Josh Allen & Detroit's Defense
(11:00) Bears vs. Vikings: Chicago Mud Bowl & Caleb Williams
(20:00) Bengals vs. Texans: Cincinnati's Defense & CJ Stroud
(34:00) Chiefs vs. Colts: Fumble Controversy & New NFL Dynasty?
(42:00) NFL Injury Crisis: Drew Lock, Kyler Murray, & Carson Wentz

The Hurt Feelings boys are BACK and pulling zero punches. 🔥 Snowman breaks down why Florida's 5-point win over Auburn was actually a statistical ASS WHOOPING that the refs did their best to steal — 16 flags, a Hail Mary, and a 66-yard catch that will never happen again in college football. Then it's unanimous: Sam Levitt is trash and doesn't know how to throw the ball, Lane Kiffin has only ever won with elite QBs handed to him (Jackson Dart, now Trinidad Chambliss) and is nothing without them, and Kevin Jennings CHOKES in every big game — it's a pattern, not a fluke. Meanwhile Rutter's Louisville sleeper pick is paying off HUGE — Lincoln Kienholz is having a Lamar-Jackson-at-Louisville type season and nobody's talking about it. Wiz painfully admits Florida's offense is "one of the best in college football right now" — and you can hear him dying inside as he says it. Plus: Is the SEC turning into the Big 12? Is Notre Dame fraudulent? And is Jaden Ball actually the best RB in the country? LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and drop a comment on which take got you the most heated.

(00:00) Intro
(00:30) Florida vs. Auburn: Penalty Trouble & Jaden Baugh's Big Game
(14:00) Ole Miss vs. LSU: Trinidad Chambliss Performance & Post-Game Analysis
(30:00) SMU vs. Louisville: Lincoln Kienholz vs. Kevin Jennings QB Battle
(43:00) Toledo vs. Temple: G5 Spotlight & John Alan Richter's Big Outing

The Hurt Feelings crew is BACK and lighting fires all over Week 3. Rutter drops the bombshell that Urban Meyer once told Joe Burrow he couldn't even start at a Division II college (yes, THAT Joe Burrow), then goes scorched earth predicting Louisville EMBARRASSES SMU at home. Snowman, in full Florida homer mode, guarantees you'll turn Florida–Auburn off at halftime and low-key crowns Houston as the Big 12 Championship team… in Week 3. Wiz is off the Clemson train, calls Rutgers "hot ass," slanders every Florida QB not named Tim Tebow (and roasts Tebow too), and locks in Ole Miss winning by two possessions whether Sam Leavitt plays or not. Plus: is Lincoln Kienholz actually better than Julian Sayin? Are Ole Miss fans about to throw things at Lane Kiffin? And which host is about to regret the take they just said out loud? Come pick a side, chomp chomp. Like, subscribe, and let us know whose feelings we hurt this week.