This week we struggle to survive an internet meme for our Halloween special. But will it be trick or teat for this modern horror?

This week we pay a visit to the overlook hotel for a glass of redrum. Will we escape with our sanity? And will there be any udders for the torrance family?

This week there is a vampire next door and it's down to a horror fanatic, a failing actor and a guy with an annoying laugh to stop him! But will they earn some udders during their quest?

This week the goats pass Judgement on 'The Law' himself, Judge Dredd! But how many udders will he earn? Tune in to find out.

This week we celebrate the 40th anniversary of a spooky classic. Ghosts, ghouls and steaks all bring the heebie-jeebies to the goats, but can they earn any udders?

This week we look at a WW2 satire with plenty of laughs as well as a few tears. Featuring a great cast of lovable rogues, will there be plenty of udders to go around? Tune in to find out.

After 20 years, Renton, Spud, Begbie and Sick Boy have the chance to choose life once again, but can old friendships overcome resentment and betrayal? And can they earn a respectable udder score?

This week the goats choose life with a hard hitting ride from the 90s. An all star cast of Britain's finest are on hand but can they grab some udders?

The first rule of fight club is, you have to earn some udders! Can Brad Pitt and Ed Norton deliver the goods in this week's review?

This week we embrace infinite terror in celebration of Event Horizons 25th anniversary. This ship went to hell and brought back something sinister, but did it bring any udders back? Tune in to find out!