This week we celebrate the spooky season with John Carpenters legendary slasher, Halloween. But does this one stalk its way to full scores or will we cut it down to size? Tune in to find out.

In what might be our shortest episode ever, we look at a unique movie that stars our good friend Nic Cage as he searches the culinary underbelly for his truffle pig. How many udders with this porker produce? Tune in to find out

The goats are back with a look at a H P Lovecraft inspired cosmic horror, Color out of Space. Featuring the legendary Nic Cage as he tackles strange colours, alpacas, vegetables all which drinking whisky. But how many udders will he get? Tune in to find out.

This week we deal with strange accents, gremlins, gravity defying stunts all mixed up in a WW2 setting. Is this a modern classic or a calamity to be avoided, only the goats have the answer.

This week we join Daniel Radcliffe as he whips out a completely different kind of wand in a fast paced ultra violent action fest. But will this be a new favourite with the goats? Tune in to find out

This week we call the medics and join Johnny Rico as he takes on a fanny faced gammon in the 1997 cult classic, Starship Troopers. Would you like to know more? Then tune in

This week we take an unexpected turn for the modern with Cruella. Something out of our comfort zone but a welcomed change of pace, how many udders will earn? There is only one way to find out

This week we take the first of our listener requests with the fourth outing for Indiana Jones. Neither of us have fond memories of this movie but has time changed our opinions? Tune in to find out.

This week we join Indiana Jones and his Scottish dad as they try to find the holy grail and stop some Nazi's. How many udders will they earn along the way? There's only one way to find out.

This week we are on another adventure with Indiana Jones as his quest for fortune and glory leads him to an Alice Cooper concert. But how many udders will he earn for this performance? Tune in to find out.