You know when you get the ‘ewww’ feeling about someone and it closes your vagina? Yah, it’s called the ick. Get f*cking stuck in for this episode babe… we’re talking about all the sh*t our love interests do that take us from frothing at the gash to feeling luke warm at best.
Why the stereotypical ‘nice guy’ gives China the ick… no she’d rather get f*cked over by d*cks instead.Baby G’s stinky boyfriend, and how hygiene is the biggest turn off.Listen to China nearly throw up.How China’s ex-boyfriend stank like cabbage but she carried on seeing him anyway ‘cuz she’s desperate.The ex with orange rind gums and how it tanked the budding relationship.How lack of intelligence turns us off quicker than a soft willy.Why being the only one bringing the charisma and the humour is f*cking exhausting.Why when guys get physically clingy way too early on, it puts us off.How guys need to learn to tread the fine line between soppy but not too soppy, like it’s hard.Pet names? Here’s where we stand.Say ‘nice tits to us’… and DIE.Circumcision, yes, we’re going there. We like foreskin, also we don’t like foreskin?!Getting the ick is an organic gut feeling that you need to follow and use as conclusive evidence of whether to snog, marry or avoid.