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{The Immortal Cacophony}


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Lyrics/Transcription:

Lost my spot.

I should I'm off the clock, but I've been thinking a lot.

I've been thinking a lot;

and tweaking the plot.

I've been pink—

I'm still in the box.

I got snarf goggles;

Trying to get a box of wobbles going.

I feel awful;

I should probably walk it off

—or maybe dance,

did the truffle shuffle.

Did I stutter

or did I mumble, mumble?

Maybe I should skip this feeder or hit

shuffle, shuffle,

maybe I should just get a bag of ruffles—

Ruffles.

Now that sounds like the business.

Yeah, cheddar and sour cream, man why are they orange, though?

The cheddar and sour cream, man.

It's pre season; don't need reason to get a recent or revenge, because eventually everything changes.

I'm rearranging my strangeness. I've been up for days in this A-List, but hey, this:

I still missed Los Angeles. but I just went back there. It's just been, what, past few months? New York sets in fast.

Yeah. it does and then it gets…

and then it gets under your skin.

We're up against the wall like a pile—

(A pile of bricks is.)

Pile of brickses. *nervous laughter*

My elixir is this; laughter is the best medicine, so I've been getting in my head a bit because that's where the lettuce is.

The lettuce? Yeah, you know, like water and salad.

I don't have a Brooklyn accent right now.

I've been in my cornerZ

I'm American as a gets man. I'm Californian, bro.

So shut the fuck up and just smoke something.

I should probably tell a joke or something,

I should…

I should—

— I should

I should…

I should.

THE KIDD

Well, if I would I would Chuck wood.

I got buck to buck buck stuttering again, huh?

Well, I couldn't give a fuck.

— if it's not making any money, so uh pardon me, honey. —

I gotta get to the the to uh—

the…

Where is there to go?

To maybe like Wonderland or better yet, Ultra.

Better yet —maybe uh, well, what's in my notebook?

Not rap.

Not rap. but I guess I could get a pack of gum for that, huh?

[a one dollar bill]

Shit.

I'm like a battery for those assholes;

I should just go back to Alaska where that shit's still frozen.

It's still frozen for like another two, three, what? four, five, six months, bro.

, just rolling fucking winter. I know somebody from moved there, bro.

Where is that place called?

Kaktovik. It's a place.

It's just always snowing.

—and,

[population: 247.

Most of them are polar bears]

I don't know where to go next, but it's not gonna be this corner in New York, because I've been so sick up in this hole, but I've been doing my projects so last's cool.

Yeah, those assholes.

You might need an enema if I get into you, cause you're the enemy if you're like a splinter, bro.

Damn, when's the last time you had a splinter?

I don't know. I'm like 400!

Eventually, you just figure out how to not get fucking wood in your —

cervix.

Yeah.

Eventually, you figure that out.

And it feels good.

It feels good like I like I like I—I solved it.

But I promise you can't time travel with no equation.

There's no combination of things you can do.

So what's your destination?

[nineteen hundred and forty-eight, then]

1948 then.

It's really hard not to rap about race, man. It really is.

It's hard to not rap about rats,

Race, or class, or war.

What happened?

What happened?!

What happened!??

I quit rapping, cause I work hard and I fit the program,

I—

I don't wanna daughter. I don't I really don't. I know that you know why? ‘

cause I saw a deep throat.

Ahahaha— OH SHIT.

Oh, no.

What the fuck?

Yo, what the fuck is it going on right now?

Oh shit. oh shit.

DAAAAAAAAAMN!

Oh, it's breakfast time!

What the fuck is this fucking oh shit? You know what?

We're skipping this!

That's a cool commercial, but, you know what, fuck it.

That was crazy.

What the fuck?

What the fuck, man?

I don't know.

Whatever, dog.

What the fuck was that oh, you know what?

Oh, you know what?

I just opened up my notebook to Nofucks.

Sure.

I just opened up my whole world to horcruxes and uh horrors— and luxury apartments, but I just got stop it.

But I just can't help it because you just can't help me and I'm just fucking— man!

AAANNNNNNND— that's what happens when you like candles on Saturdays!

FICTIONAL PETE DAVIDSON O/P

(From an exterior dimension)

Light candles on Saturdays.

V.O.

Got it.

O/PCONT'D

V.O.

Then I opened up a can of spam and just forgot. and then I went back and it was still good.

FICTIONAL PETE DAVIDSON

So I thought, why not?

CC/FINI/BLU

(From a distant parallel, looking in the mirror)

Okay, but I'm gonna HAVE some questions.

{Enter The Multiverse}

But after breakfast…

did I write something vaguely familiar here?

Ah, yes! Something about the—

It doesn't matter.

because I'm not Earth, man,

I could use some, herb, man.

Yerbabmate.

No thanks.

I'm more of like a, you know, earth and dirt man.

More like a 'I don't flirt'man.

I just put my hand where I ought to not.

(That should do it. )

Okay. I brought the Jew with you.

Well, good riddance to neighbors who like screw with you!

(I think they get paid to!)

Manc

You get played in section eight, because that's right.

They hate you when you're Kool Aid.

They hate you in your cool shades.

They hate you when you're too late.

BP

time. Or maybe just CP time,

SUPER JEW ACCOUNTAINT

(To Sunnï Blū)

it's EP time?!

I'm pretty sure they're gonna fucking label it an album, anyway.

I always do that. I mean for it to be an EP, but they're like, no, it's you man. I am a you- man.

Fucjthat. I'm not one man.

I think I'm two men.

That's too bad.

I gotta get some new shoes, man. I gotta make some new rules, man.

Cause, I've been feeling stupid.

What about you, Cupid?

That's too cool, man.

That's fuel, ma'am.

If I'm a battery, I gotta like, you know, recharge!

I gotta think hard about these retards because they be snarfing.

alort.

(Snarfing alot.)

In my head, I'm just surfing alert.

surf alert?

Yeah. but I'm in New York, so it's a curb alert, for sure.

Phineas and ferb alert.

I Phineas nd Ferb.

Yeah. what rhymes with the Phineas and Ferb?!

a lot.

but I'm still fucking stuck in my

Hunh?!

What? Nothing.

I'm still in the neighborhood where the getting's good,

(but it hasn't been)

I'm still in the,

“what is that? hazmat suit or a husband?”

I'm still in the “Na, thanks”.

I'm a nanocchip.

I'm still in the ho rob is kind of a mammoth one.

It's where the mammoth wind.

(((I hear it in my sleep sometimes— just a beat.))))

Just a beat, that's true.

I used to eat meat

now I just repeat,

okay. I used to eat meat now I just New York, so I beat beef,

beep, beep, beep,

HONK-HONK.

And I still kind of want a dog, but I've been fixated on this prized hog from my dreams for the book.

[pause]

No, that is not a hepatitis C commercial.

That's too cool!

M mm. Y'all need to dump that down.

What the 4 I was like chic.

That was chic for hepatitis C!

which I'm sure is preventable if you're just not dirty, like NYC!!!!

EW.

Yes, NYC EE, I NYCU, cause I L Y NY U, hi U.

I heard you're getting a degree, so try try to get try to get B's instead of hepatitis be.

Try to get A's instead of bl- blimy.

I've been trying. no Cockney thug.

I've been trying,

I've been I haven't been tryinging so much as like laughing because

I just don't give a fuck.

I just don't give four leaf clovers.

That is a lot of good luck, a guy whole patch of them.

A whole patch of a

Damn it.

Great, that was like, no.

That fantastic. almost forgot that was

a fid of fidget spinner?

fictional fictional character.

Named

[Patrick Kirkpatrick]

Name Bro, I've been thinking about this, too, but like, okay, I've been thinking about you, but I'm like, yo, what if what if I'm like sunny blue?

SUNNI BLU

What if I'm a fictional character?

And I'm just like, all this weird shit happens and then I'm like, oh, this cause I'm like in a I'm like in a book or something.

It would be delusional thinking to think you're in a movie all the time.

It is delusional, but there is a studio right down the block, you know?

and there's a studio right down the block again. Just like anywhere I walk.

There's like —anywhere I walk and so talk at the same time.

I usually don't. I just try to shut the fuck up when I'm in Brooklyn because it reminds me of the Bronx sometimes, you know?

Sometimes, you know?

Sometimes, you know.

and sometimes you don't.

And sometimes the curiosity killed the cats, so just don't watch,

no pay attention to what you're not part of

but you're part of it all.

I got no attention for half hearted-squatters, squatters.

Oh, no.

Squatters, hepatitis se and Herpes.

Hpatitis C

because we're just freestyleing.

We're not, you know, really like being serious about this thing.

No, not really.

No, not really

. Yo. get your degree with no appetit C.

You're trying to make me envy you; but I kind of envy me,

because I'm the MVP true.

One time I tried to get on MTV.

And I think they're still following me.

like, maybe.

I shop at…

(

No, I don't.)

I shop by old Navy.

Sometimes, you know, like around the Fourth of July

BIGGIE, but -Ū.

when my mama made me!!

, that's true, I was conceived on the fourth of July.

I came to a firework.

And now I get fired when I try to work.

I want to not fight a lot.

I I really want to smoke some weed. I'm not

gonna lie. I really want to smoke some weed.

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm I'm not gonna lie, but you ever try to tell the truth and the truth hurts?.

So I got two words:

That was an infinite space.

(Well, it could be any two words, really, after what I said before.)

Damn. I got somewhere to go.

No, no, I don't.

I really don't. I got somewhere to be. I I just know it.

I got nowhere to be.

PETE DAVIDSON/ OR WHOEVER

SHAPESHIFTER

I'm bored.

…I'm bored.

DAH

fuck! No,

I'm not bored!

I'm not bored, “oh lord”, I said to the lord, because, you know, I don't know how long you've been listening to the show but sometimes I'll talk about God, and how if you tell God you're bored, then God answers with things that

—- certainly aren't boring.

—Certainly I'm snoring.

I'm for sure.

Number four.

is hostage paper. I swamped. told me so.

This is weird. This is getting weird.. I'm, like, done. what the world.

I'm thinking.

What the world I'm thinking that I'm still writing.

Ey! 22 minutes, 22 minutes wrap it up.

That's it.

That's there's there's an ad here.

Do you wanna do,

like outro? do outro, and then we'll fade out, though.

Something's wrong with my eyes, man.

I caught I gotta call at Heist, man. Heisenberg.

Yeah. Heisin. I gotta close my eyes for the night, I think.

I'm at work.

Something's lurking.

I was what Perkins?

I don't know, Perkins. Perkins nah, not working. I gotade out.

Okay.

This Mixtape's not as good as the first one, but hey—

first one rhymes with…???

—per Perkins?

SUNNI BLU

Nah.

All right. see you on the next one or whatever.

L E G E N D S

{Enter The Multiverse}

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