Welcome to the one and only edition of The Important Questions themed for Christmas. If you don't celebrate Christmas, whatever. We're releasing a quick episode for your holiday week since most of you probably ain't working.

1) If not reindeer, what else can pull Santa's sleigh?

2) What would happen if they put Frosty's hat on anything else?

3) In the realm of Starbucks and their red cups, how else can we minorly declare war on Christmas?

4) What shouldn't they throw cranberries in around Christmas?

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