Welcome to the Important Questions Podcast, the only show featuring 29 episodes worth of steaming shit piles that keeps you coming back week after week. Here's what you can expect:

1) What would our human history be like if we always had cell phones?

2) What is the white people equivalent of fried chicken and watermelon?

3) Why are we now expected to take pictures of every uninteresting thing? Also, how many selfies are too many selfies?

4) What professions would it be beneficial to be ugly?

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