Happy Valentine's Day to all you lovers and self-lovers and depressed masturbators. May your loneliness be briefly put on hold as you hang with your 4 virtual podcast friends who like you but only as a friend.

Here are the questions this week.

1) Since theoretically there are an infinite number of parallel universes with every possible reality, which alternate reality of the podcast is the weirdest?

2) What are some good ways to fuck with your coworkers?

3) What can be improved by slapping the "barely legal" label on it?

4) What would different professional institutions be like if they were taken over by Disney?

See you all again on 2/28.