The best part of waking up, is dolphins in your butt.

Please enjoy this special, long ass episode. The questions are....

1) If the best part of waking up was shitty Folgers, what was the rest of that person's morning like?

2)What would "mom slogans" be like if they were put on other vices that aren't wine and coffee?

3) What animal would be the best lay?

4) What would the world be like if everybody had super powers?

Also before those questions, we answer a listener question. Ultra importante. And then we eat ghost pepper gumballs to appease Beau, our overlord.

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