The Inconsolables

This was utter chaos. And somehow, no alcohol was involved.
I blame Stadia.

Focus Topic: 
| Google Stadia is Closing Forever |

News:
| Silent Hill: The Short Message | Oxenfree 2 Delayed | Bruce Willis Sells His Likeness to Deepfake Company |

Naughty Corner:
| Take Two Ditches Project Dagger |

Bonus Stuff:
| Wild Hearts | The Finals | Slime Rancher 2 and Valheim Come to Game Pass |

ZAC'S LINKS:
| https://open.spotify.com/show/1U8QBEcLsieKT5ZSaM9kvB | https://twitter.com/news2reviews | https://www.twitch.tv/newstoreviews | https://linktr.ee/newstoreviews |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

It's Monday evening and MrsLlante is not well (but still sending in the juicy gossip) so it's all a little haywire. We discuss the finer details of game design, get hype about PAX and ponder the ability to play trombone on the toilet. All this and more... much more...

ANDREW'S STEPTEMBER PAGE:
https://www.steptember.org.au/fundraisers/andrewnatoli270847

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

To combat the evils of the game industry, we have enlisted a nekowitch, Dawn to defend us from psychic damage from all sides. Ubisoft's inability to apologise, Babylon falling, and good god don't ask about the vibrating socks please.

DAWN'S LINKS
https://twitter.com/DFRetro | https://www.twitch.tv/dawnfire 

ANDREW'S STEPTEMBER PAGE:
https://www.steptember.org.au/fundraisers/andrewnatoli270847

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

In which we solicit jokes from our Discord.

News:
| Assassin's Creed Is Never Going To Stop | Voice Actor Plays FF14 Just to Hear Friend's Voice Again | Games Done Quick Cancels Florida Event |

Naughty Corner:
| Ninja (Allegedly) Feigned Mental Health Crisis to Market Stream | Overwatch 2 Locking Heroes Behind Battle Pass | Patreon and its Security Team | Twitch Removing Host Mode |

ANDREW'S STEPTEMBER PAGE:
https://www.steptember.org.au/fundraisers/andrewnatoli270847

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Welcome to a drunken ridiculous and somewhat indulgent episode - we've been doing this for 6 years, so allow us this celebration!

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Andrew's moving house, so we're bumping ep 300 back a week, so here are some dumb jokes and such about a very naughty entertainment industry. 

It's the end of an era with Episode 300 marking 6 years of Inconsolable goodness! With all your favourite hard hitting stories like shitting on EA, people being homophobic douch canoes and men being mysiginistic wankholes. Don't worry though, Tony the Tiger will make it all GRREEEAAAAT!

News:
| Embracer Steals Dads Credit Card | Fifa is Cheap | Cult is a Cult Hit |

Naughty Corner:
| Spiderman Promotes Gay Pride | Developer Fucks Himself So Hard Steam Bans Him | Poke Coin Crypto Actually Bad Idea |

Bonus Crap:
| Tech Fuckery | Stuff Leaving Game Pass |

Why is this a thing?
| Tony the Tiger Desperate to Stay Relevant |

Game Releases:
Tues Aug 23: Midnight Fight Express | Saints Row
Fri Aug 26: Pacman World

GO FUND ME FOR KEFFALS:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/clara-sorrenti-keffals-moving-legal-fund

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

That's how comedy works, right? If the joke doesn't land just explain why its funny in excruciating detail?

Anyway, MrsL joined a cult, Andrew joined a different, spacey cult, and Sammy kicked his golf into Turbo Mode, whatever that means.

News:
| Apex Legends Boycott is Going Swimmingly | Forspoken Ad Sucks | Cards Against Humanity Donations |

Naughty Corner:
| Activision Stealing Art | Keffals Swatted and Arrested | Sony and Game Pass |

Bonus Crap:
| Vikings on Trampolines | Soccer Story | Squirrel With a Gun |

Why is this a thing?
| Cult of the Lamb Controllers | Dead by Daylight Dating Sim |

GO FUND ME FOR KEFFALS:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/clara-sorrenti-keffals-moving-legal-fund

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

It's the filler episode where we pad out the season. Seriously though, not a lot happening this week so thankfully we have some updates on some cool games we've been playing. Cult of the Lamb also drops on 11th August so check that out too! *Andrew tried to delete the release date but I've fixed it now*

Sam is having feelings for the new Sherlock, Andrew rekindles his love for Destiny 2 and MrsLlante is just drooling for the Cult. So you know it's going to be a good episode. Also, I edited it so enjoy the shenannigans. 

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

PAUL’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Thundermaceaus | https://twitch.tv/thundermaceaus |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Congratulations you cryptodegenerates, you really know how to abandon all morality for more imaginary money. Good god. *deep sigh* Ever feel like your podcast title is a bit too accurate?

Also incest leads to rapid death, people doing things good and bad, and so much more idk.

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

PAUL’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Thundermaceaus | https://twitch.tv/thundermaceaus |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |