Vampire Diaries induced self-care, what helps us feel appreciated, 875 random tangents, love languages, and the Enneagram. Join us this week to talk about - quite literally - alllll of the things. 

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Well - bring your tissues. In this week’s episode, we get raw and real about losing a parent. We recommend listening to this one in a place, or spot, where you're comfortable shedding a few (or many) tears. 

Trigger Warning: Death of a parent. 

This episode is heavier than the rest of the ones we’ve done so far, so we’d like to just note that if you think this topic may be hard for you to digest, please skip this one. 

This week we chat about why our kids don't listen until our heads turn around in circles, the delicious evil that is sugar, and why we all really just need a nap and hugs. 🤗

Regardless of how our kids act, they're still our little demons. 😈

Here at The Inept Mother - we’ve made a rule - when we feel that we need to be more present or just want to be more present for our family - we’re taking the time! No questions asked. No guilt. So while Kris visited her family in South Carolina last week - we didn’t record. And THATS okay 🥰. So you won’t hear from us this week, but make sure you tune in next Wednesday as we chat about the next few chapters of the book.

Enjoy your week friends!

P.S. If you really miss our voices, feel free to listen or re-listen to episodes 1-4.

This week we talk about getting our kids to listen and why we need to resort to bribery. Let's be honest, how many of us use Target as a bribe (🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️).

Join us this week as we talk about why no one told us THIS SHIT WAS SO HARD, potential girl bands, leaving your crying child at daycare, and the fact that it's OKAY to feel like you're not a great mom - even though you know you are one. We also chat about what our dream kid-free afternoon would look like (spoiler alert it includes coffee and self-care). 

Join us this week as we briefly tangent on scary movies and start the dive into the first chapter of Kris's book. A lot less random then last week, but still just as meaningful. 

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We cover random topics of motherhood. Team Edward or Team Jacob. Forcing Taylar to read the books Kris loves. Being burnt out as a mom. Our favorite binge watches and Instagram influencers. Who our celebrity crushes are and last but not least what this podcast is going to be all about!

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@diaryofanhonestmom

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Podcast shout outs:

Life is Short with Justin Long