The Inexperience Points Gaming Podcast

Never ones for punctuality, we make our return with a New Year’s 2018 Special, somewhere near the end of January. It’s been a while, so get yourselves comfortable as we have a lot to catch up on. Chris has played more games than I can even remember as I’m writing this summary, but it includes gems like Beholder, Persona 5, HunieCam Studio and more. James has been keeping himself busy with Xenoblade Chronicles 2 on the Switch after saying how terrible it looked, as well as Night in The Woods: Weird Autumn Edition and the brand-new Full Metal Furies.

Our usual features are out of the window this episode to make way for our top 3 most anticipated games for 2018 each. Then it’s rounded off by a lovely 2018-themed gaming quiz. Don’t forget to subscribe to and review us on iTunes!

 

What we’ve been playing – GTA V, Beholder, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Persona 5, Night In The Woods: Weird Autumn Edition, South Park: The Stick of Truth, Full Metal Furies, Coming Out on Top, HunieCam Studio, Hatoful Boyfriend

Chris’ Top 3 for 2018 – A Way Out, Red Dead Redemption 2, Far Cry 5

James’ Top 3 for 2018 – Monster Hunter World, Anthem, Ni No Kuni II

Bonus Shit: 2018 gaming quiz

 

We’ll leave you with this thought from Night In The Woods: Weird Autumn Edition:

 

Everyone has their vices. One of ours is gaming, so let us share our recent bad habits with you on the latest episode of The Inexperience Points Gaming Podcast. We’ve contemplated death in A Mortician’s Tale, tested Fortnite’s effort in the popular battle royale genre and searched around for a missing lunar entity in Moon Hunters.

It wouldn’t be an episode of inEXP without our special features, this week being the world’s first naval tower defence game (hype!) and the world’s first porn addiction game (probably). The we round it off with a discussion of Super Mario Odyssey and the other latest releases. Don’t forget to subscribe and review us on iTunes!

 

What we’ve been playing – A Mortician’s Tale, Moon Hunters, Fortnite: Battle Royale, Splatoon 2, SteamPower 1830 Railroad Tycoon

Toilet Game of the Week – Naval Storm TD

Bargain Bin Bundle Bollocks – My Name is Addiction

New releases: Super Mario Odyssey, Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, Assassin’s Creed Origins

 

 

Imagine having a conversation with Porn. The stories it could tell.

Tune in for the latest episode of The Inexperience Points Gaming Podcast – now with added Nintendo Switch! James has picked up the console and gives his thoughts on Stardew Valley and Mario & Rabbids: Kingdom Battle. There’s also discussion of the Star Wars Battlefront 2 beta and how Chris has finally finished The Witcher 3, years later.

As one journey ends another begins, with Chris becoming a railroad tycoon whilst James has been adventuring through the power of dance in The Metronomicon. Don’t forget to subscribe and review us on iTunes!

What we’ve been playing – Nintendo Switch, Stardew Valley, The Witcher 3, Destiny 2, Mario & Rabbids: Kingdom Battle, Star Wars Battlefront 2 beta

Toilet Game of the Week – SteamPower 1830 Railroad Tycoon

Bargain Bin Bundle Bollocks – The Metronomicon: Slay The Dance Floor

 

 

A great moment from Mario & Rabbids: Kingdom Battle:

The Inexperience Points Gaming Podcast has had a facelift and we’re looking sexier than ever! Alongside our new branding and theme tune we’ve got all the usual gaming chitchat – this episode we delve into Destiny 2, the Call of Duty WWII beta and even Kim Kardashian Hollywood. Chris bemoans his sickly-sweet toilet game of the week and James finds unexpected joy in a bargain bin game about cardboard boxes. Don’t forget to subscribe and review us on iTunes!

What we’ve been playing – Destiny 2, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, The Raid WWII beta, Call of Duty WWII beta, Rainbow Six: Siege

Toilet Game of the Week – Shrek Sugar Fever

Bargain Bin Bundle Bollocks – Unbox: Newbie’s Adventure

Bonus tat – Selling N64 and SNES games on eBay, Burn Your Fat With Me!

 

Just look at this new artwork – isn’t it lovely?!

We only play these perverted anime games ironically, honest. Probably. Either way, join us for the 20th Episode of The Inexperience Points Gaming Podcast and our usual selection of the good, the bad and the anime! This episode we discuss an eclectic mix of Abzü, Burn Your Fat With Me and Battlefield 1’s They Shall Not Pass DLC, alongside a bunch of news and releases. And don’t forget our features, including a brain-boosting toilet game and some particularly filthy bargain bin fodder. Is there another video game podcast quite like this? I doubt it.

 

What we’ve been playing – Abzü, Burn Your Fat With Me, Battlefield 1: They Shall Not Pass DLC

Toilet Game of the Week – Calculator: The Game

Bargain Bin Bundle Bollocks – Games&Girls

News – The Amazing Eternals has been announced, Mass Effect Andromeda is receiving no more single-player support, No Man’s Sky has received some more single-player support.

Releases – Uncharted: The Lost Legacy, Agents of Mayhem, Sonic Mania, Life is Strange: Before The Storm

 

Take a look at some thoroughly NSFW screenshots of Games&Girls:

 

Abzu, on the other hand, is a beautiful, family-friendly affair. So many fish!

 

Wanna get fit whilst being motivated/slagged off by anime girls? If yes, Burn Your Fat With Me is the for you.

 

Calculator: The Game. Quite cute for a calculator 🙂

The Inexperience Points Podcast does not actually endorse animal cruelty in any form*. Tune in for a (mostly) ethical good time! This episode we talk about PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, Slime Rancher, Elder Sign: Omens, Magikarp Jump and much more. We even bothered to put together some news and releases this time round – it’s like we actually care about you guys! Now, leave us a review.

*Unless it’s funny

 

What we’ve been playing – PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, Slime Rancher, Elder Sign: Omens, Magikarp Jump, Owlboy, Overwatch

Toilet Game of the Week – Hopeless 3: Dark Hollow Hearth

Bargain Bin Bundle Bollocks – Flix n Chill

News – Battlegrounds earns the peak player record for any non-Valve game; new Humble Bundle with free Pony Island; Valve DOTA 2 card game Artifact announced; PS Plus price hike incoming; Overwatch Summer Games have started

Releases – Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice, Lawbreakers

 

Flix ‘n’ Chill is a miserable attempt at a video game. Here are some screenshots anyway:

 

Owlboy’s so pretty. Take a look:

The Inexperience Points Podcast has come of age! We’re celebrating our 18th episode in style as we drink beer and discuss the wretchedness of terrible, perverted anime games and skill-less toilet games. It’s not all rubbish though – we’ve also been playing PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, the Destiny 2 beta, League of Legends and Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor.

 

What we’ve been playing – PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, Destiny 2 beta, League of Legends, Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

Toilet Game of the Week – Magikarp Jump

Bargain Bin Bundle Bollocks – Pretty Girls Panic!

News – Doomfist is here

 

Take a look at some screenshots for Pretty Girls Panic, if you’re that way inclined:

 

Or if not, how about some shrub-lurking in PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds?

Is furry porn legal? How the hell should we know? We just drink beer and talk rubbish about video games, and this episode is no exception. There’s some good stuff within, though – Gwent, The Sexy Brutale, Ultimate Chicken Horse, Persona 5 and more. Could you get this quality content anywhere else other than Inexperience Points? Probably, but you’re here now so you might as well listen to us – enjoy!

 

What we’ve been playing – Gwent, Ultimate Chicken Horse, The Sexy Brutale, Invisigun Heroes, Life is Strange, Persona 5

Toilet Game of the Week – BAZOO

Bargain Bin Bundle Bollocks – Manual Samuel

 

Take a look at some Manual Samuel screenshots below:

E3 comes but once a year – about as frequently as the episodes of our podcast! We’re here now, though, discussing our highlights, lowlights and other musings on E3 2017. There’s Anthem, Hidden Agenda, Detroit: Become Human and Crackdown 3 – and these are just a sliver of what’s in store on the 16th episode of Inexperience Points.

Our E3 highlights: Super Mario Odyssey, Metroid Prime, God of War 4, Detroit: Become Human, Hidden Agenda, Ni No Kuni 2, Crackdown 3, Anthem, Sea of Thieves, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, Life is Strange: Before The Storm, The Last Night

Our E3 lowlights: Anthem (for Chris), Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Beyond Good and Evil 2

Treat your eardrums to the finest in gaming chat and nonsense: the 15th episode of the Inexperience Points Podcast has landed! This episode is a bit of a shitter – quite literally – as we discuss perhaps the most toilet games in one episode to date. Lurking amongst these floaters we have the exciting release of Persona 5 and our experience with the filthiest anime bundle game yet.

 

What we’ve been playing – Crashlands, Don’t Starve (Android), Persona 5, Marvel Avengers Academy

Toilet Game of the Week – Tiles & Tales Puzzle Adventure

Bargain Bin Bundle Bollocks – Sakura Fantasy

News & Releases – Persona 5, NES Classic discontinued, Yooka-Laylee, new Overwatch mode

Bonus Shit Content – Timeline & Splatterface

 

Are you a perverted bastard? If not, please don’t look at the below screenshots of Sakura Fantasy. You’ve been warned.

 

This is literally the first action you take in the game. Sets it up pretty appropriately, in all fairness.

Don’t we all?

‘Oh whoops, my mistake.’

This is just embarrassing. What if my family are looking at this shit?

Nice kitty.

I DIDN’T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME, HONEST.

History repeats itself – funny, that.