The Infinite Skrillifiles

The Infinite Skrillifiles

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  • C - U - Next Tuesday
    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE BASSPOD
    Hero bust, stuck in his hit song before it was a song:
    WHAT THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—-
    —-AAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—
    —-STTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP—
    When does it stop?! I wanna get off! I wanna get off.
    Then get off.
    I can't, I'm stuck!
    Aww, still stuck in the dungeon?
    She always was—
    Awww.
    I WANNA GET OFF!
    THEN GET OFF!
    GOD!
    NO, I'M NOT.
    Aww. She forgot shes a God?
    MAKE IT STOP.
    Awww. Poor God.
    She always forgot, it's part of the plot.
    (Who's writing this all?)
    Isnt dungeons and dragons supposed to be “fun”?
    You be God.
    Uh, nuh-uh.
    Yes you are! Or I'm not playing!
    I don't wanna!
    You're no fun!
    Okay, you be God, and I'll be Dark.
    You're always Dark, I wanna be Dark; Everyone knows Dark—nobody believes in God.
    Do you believe in God?
    Not at all.
    Just push the button, God!
    Not all Love is lost! I promise.
    TURN IT OFF.
    Just—let the course run; the planet is regenerative, eventually she'll fight it off!
    We have to leave The Humanity in The Dark; All Love Is Lost
    Call The God;
    We are!
    Oh, my God!
    whaaaaaaat!
    My favorite show is on.
    What is it?
    Watch.
    [a blank screen]
    ...what's to watch.
    Just—hold on.
    Hold on ‘what'? What's “hold on”? There's nothing on.
    The signal is far, just—hold on.
    Signal for what? What level are you on?!
    I'm on God!
    Clearly, you're long lost;
    There's a star! It's on! The signal is strong;
    Where in the cosmos is this?
    Beyond.
    What is “beyond”?
    These are descendants in a pre-existent dimension so lost from ours, they've forgotten all of the consciousness that brought them; forgotten who they are, or how far they've come from Love; Beyond.
    Are there no Gods?!
    ‘God' is just a thought—this is the world we lost as Cosmos Divided the One to become; they are us—had The Ascended Masters not evolved.
    What mystery stands that ‘God' is still unsolved?
    The Darkness they reside in is based primarily in “time”; linear, to be precise!
    That doesn't make any sense at al.
    It is the construct on which their entirely revolves.
    Oh…
    “Beyond”
    Where's God?!
    She's on one.
    There's no more love! None!
    I think we should just—
    —don't! Just let her—
    Yo, what the fuck is she on?!
    Time is Lost.
    Oh, thank God!
    Let's go Beyond!
    No, let's not.
    BEYOND WONDERLAND YAAAA—-
    —-AAAAHHHHHHHH—-
    ———FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    It's how far?
    I still think we should ask mom.
    She won't even know we're gone.
    Gone for what?
    We're going to a party!
    Dude, shut up!
    No, we're not.
    No, we're not.
    What! I wanna come!
    Ugh!
    Shhh!!!
    What planet is it on?
    Your mom.
    We have the same mom, you twatwatch.
    Nah—they just don't want you to know you're adopted till you're old enough.
    I'm 601–
    Going on 100!
    Am not! I'm going, whether you like it or not!
    No you're not! If you come, then there's no one to watch—
    [they all turn their attention to the youngest sibling, sleeping unnoticed and peacefully atop a bongo drum]
    Nnaaaahhh. That's not fair! You said, I cou
    Come on! If we all go, we're gonna wake up mom!
    33 min
  • L 3 G 3 N D S - PART IV
    Oh please.
    Please, what?
    At least she's asking nicely.
    It's just an expression.
    Dillon Francis was never “in love” with me;
    What the fuck!
    --Neither was Skrillex.
    It's Sonny--
    It's “Sonny Moore”
    It's neither--or none of them, because neither even exist.
    Of course they do--
    Of course they do;
    Of course they do!
    Now you're just-- contradicting yourself.
    No, I'm not. It's clear they both at east “exist” in each respective reality; It's just--
    IT's just WHAT?
    Just-Just-Just--
    ADJUST: THERE!
    My perceptions of them are only mine;
    “Perceptions”
    Perception is REALITY!
    Exactly! In WHAT reality, is not just ONE, but TWO superstar DJS
    _-THey're music producers--
    OKAY MUSIC PRODUCERS, FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF. NOBODY WAS EVER IN LOVE WITH ME.
    Oh, Goddamn.
    --I WANTED LOVE
    What is “LOVE” ?
    I don't know anymore, but this world doesn't have any
    GET ME OFF THIS PLANET
    GODDAMN, MAN
    MOVE, MOTHEFUCKER!
    Go, GO, GO!
    DIE! DIE! DIE!
    Aghaha.
    hehehe
    Hahhh…. (cries)
    (Dies)
    Hi, I'm looking for a red wagon; A flyer, you know the type?
    Ah, right this way.
    Ooh, strobe lights.
    AGHA
    NO.
    So, where did all this come from?
    GOD!
    WHAT?!
    Well, Skrillex, I don't know--
    GOOOOD!
    I SAID, “WHAT?!”
    But DIllon Francis--
    Uh huh
    That came straight from Satan.
    SATAN
    Look at this--
    [Dillon Francis]
    SATAN
    He loves you.
    What!
    SATAN
    Unconditionally.
    Really?! No Way.
    SATAN
    Oh, yess...
    No way...he's...no way.
    SATAN
    Oh, yes--and
    AND?!
    SATAN
    Also, he'd rather have your best friend.
    Ex Best friend. WAiT. WHAT?!
    [He is gone]
    WHAT? ...SATAN….SATAN?!!!!!!!!
    Don't say it again, then you'll just get--
    [Skrillex is Summoned]
    I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ON THE DEVIL
    Wub-Wub-
    BLAMP.
    Whoa, it's Skrillex.
    ...yay, we did it!
    ...what just happened?
    Just...roll with it.
    I don't wanna do this.
    Who is this?
    Who are you?
    Fuck this shit.
    I hate you.
    He IS handsome
    I REMEMBER YOU.
    I REMEMBER YOU MORE: WHAT'S WITH THIS?
    LEGENDS, EPISODE IV
    “The Golden Robe”
    JOEL
    I told you this would happen.
    12 min
  • IN-N-0UT
    I'm a crustless sandwhich
    Made to order
    Thank the lord,
    I crossed the border
    Fell in love with Sonny l,
    Got a crush on Dillon
    Now I'm feelin, feeling
    Feeling, broken
    Feelin, feelin, feelin
    Like I need somewhere to live l;
    I love both of these men,
    Got me Møñkęÿ in the middle over them,
    And it's just endless
    Cause I'll never look like
    Kayla Lauren or
    Katy Perry
    Love,
    Crushes
    Do you think he's with someone?
    Idk. Tour clause.
    You made that up
    Think it's real?
    Someone took the picture.
    Just forget it l.
    It isn't him—
    —but I know him—
    You know all of them—
    [beat]
    Just find another.
    Another lover, please—
    Not to love—
    What?!
    Just to fuck.
    Oh. Right.
    Please, in California.
    It's over populated, should be easy.
    It's this body, no one wants it.
    I need this.
    “The Curse”
    A man longs for his true love( and his counterpart hers—but she is cursed, to be trapped inside a body he could never find himself to be attracted to.
    What the fuck is this.
    This is real.
    It's the truth.
    He's so shallow. They all are.
    So, no love?
    There's none left.
    That's not fair.
    Nothing is fair. This is business.
    A fat girlfriend—I want one'
    Said no one, ever.
    What about the guys with fat girlfriends?
    You mean, these guys?
    *guys guys with fat girlfriends looking at Kayla Lauren on Instagram.
    Yeah.
    1 hr 39 min
  • L0Ve.
    I would love to be loved,
    For once
    Am I not enough
    Or too much
    I guess I'm nuts
    I was someone's once
    But then I got punched
    And punched
    And punched
    Hey,
    Maybe we should go to lunch,
    Or brunch,
    At the Krusty Krab—
    What's up?
    Let's blow bubbles, n stuff
    And maybe we can have fun,
    Or something
    I'm always loving,
    But just for once
    I want someone I love,
    To fall in love
    With what's under all the fluff
    And not my butt—
    But whatever,
    Love is love,
    So if he loves my other stuff
    It's nothing—
    I was so in love,
    And then he never showed up
    And now I'm just a stupid slut
    I learned to fuck,
    But forgot how to make
    Love, love, love, love
    Love, love, love, love
    Love, love, love love
    Love, love, love, love
    What's love
    What's up?
    I hope your comfortable
    I'm actually miserable
    Actually, I just got off this ride,
    It was centrifugal
    I figured I would see the bigger picture.
    But I didn't
    I just really want to end it
    But I asked my Angel Tim if it
    Would send me into Heaven,
    Or at least a new dimension;
    Maybe where I have a bed,
    A roof, a bathroom and a kitchen
    I would cook, and I would clean
    And I would even put my kid in it
    I don't even need attention from a man
    Cause my son is made of
    Love
    Love, love, love, love
    Love, love, love, love
    Love, love, love love
    Love, love, love, love
    What's love
    22 min
  • -L ∆ M ∆ Я Ü S. ™
    Skrillex: noun,
    "1. A serendipitous energy, feeling, or sensation;
    2. Light waves traveling through form of sound;
    3. (Verb) uninhibited kinetic motion or movement
    ME
    Well.
    MYSELF
    That's all I got.
    I
    What about...
    ME
    "The Skrillex"
    MYSELF
    The composer?
    I
    No, the, uh--
    (Imitates whirring, with hand motion)
    MYSELF
    Oh, that.
    I
    (Nods)
    Mmhmm.
    MYSELF
    I don't know what that is.
    ME
    Is it a robot?
    MYSELF
    No, it's...he's…
    I mean it's--
    He's-- alive, kind of.
    I
    Isn't it artificially intelligent?
    MYSELF
    Yes, but it also evolves…"he."
    ME
    Yeah, but how did it--
    I
    He.
    ME
    Okay. How did "He",
    I
    He is male.
    ME
    -go from being inanimate-
    [NEVER INANIMATE SKRILLEX.]
    ME (CONT'D)
    --to being a giant, fully-automated
    hyper-intelligent-
    MYSELF
    He was never “inanimate” I think.
    [INANIMATE SKRILLEX.]
    CROSSFADE TO: INT. “THE SPACELAB” - ON GOD. DAY
    ‘The EVERS are GOD FAMILY'
    WHO
    She basically like…
    She put it together,
    and it started walking around--
    WHAT
    Oh yeah, it used to have legs…
    WHEN
    He.
    WHO
    Alright.
    WHERE
    That's right about the legs, though;
    I almost forgot…
    WHY
    That place
    seems so far.
    WHO
    It was...how did I even get there?
    CUT TO: FLASHBACKS/FLASHFORWARDS OF “THE INTERVIEW” and “THE EPIC FAST”
    INTERVIEWER
    How long was The Epic Fast?
    S U P A C R E E
    I didn't count.
    ANGEL 1
    --Then there's really only one way to find out.
    ANGEL 2
    There's always more than one way.
    ANGEL 1
    Well, one way you know how.
    S U P A C R E E
    (Interjecting)
    I know at least three.
    JESUS
    Tsh. Then what are you waiting for?
    FADE INTO: MONTAGE THE ISLAND PART I: DAWN [SKRILLEX REMIX]
    "What are you waiting for?"
    The Island (Dawn) by pendulum begins to play.
    27 min
  • ∆ N Λ N 0 M ∆ L Y.
    Your honor;
    My liege.
    Please, sit.
    After you.
    I insist.
    What is happening?
    ...this is weird.
    Your presence on this planet is appreciated.
    As is yours.
    What the fuck.
    Are they aliens?!
    I told you.
    As for your circumstances…
    (He looks down at his body and shrugs— her returned gesture is a mirrored image of the same.)
    How's your human?
    He is safe.
    (The suits dart confused glances at each other.
    )
    How about yours?
    She'll be fine.
    What is this.
    Now.
    Where's Dillon Francis?
    WHAT?
    Are you serious?
    What the fuck!
    I'm going in.
    She'll find him.
    But in time?
    Right On Time.
    And then what?
    —AND DEN—?!
    A suit bursts through the interrogation room doors, shocking SKRILLEX and SUPACREE back into their human states, as the energies disengage to hide.
    Alright—
    I hate this.
    What the fuck.
    WHERE'S DILLON FRANCIS?
    BOTH: FUCK DILLON FRANCIS.
    The Suits on the other side of the one way mirror watch, enthralled and entertained.
    what does Dillon Francis have to do with anything?!
    I know, right?!
    Repeated, on the otherside
    what does Dillon Francis have to do with anything?!
    I know, right?!
    I hate him.
    I respect that.
    He's your friend.
    I resent that.
    Where IS he?
    (They fall silent and look at each other, as if to know—)
    (They do know.)
    (—but agreed upon a silent solidarity.)
    What is that?
    ...what is what?
    (Looking into lap) Just shut up.
    You shut up.
    38 min
  • Ø Ï L $ P I l l-
    I am all you are
    I am all you want
    I am the Dawn (Dawn, Dawn)
    I am the Dawn (Dawn, Dawn)
    You're an Adonis
    Is that what you want?
    What are you on?
    Something important, I wonder what
    Something imported, wander on
    What you under?
    Been under a rock
    Been awfully lost,
    Not all gone,
    But thought it's possible
    Ohh, I got it
    You got it
    Oh yeah, this sounds really Skrilly
    Let me see
    Ah yeah. This'll do it.
    I'm just damaged
    Dammit
    What happened
    818-701-8200
    My SNAP balance is zero and I need a hero,
    Y mucho dineo
    Don't know where to go,
    Either here or there, oh—
    I hope the borders don't close,
    Just more “who knows?”
    No I don't, watch the news, no
    It's so clear that fear and lost hope
    Is all they show,
    And all they play on the radio is
    Thots snd hoes in no clothes
    Show boats,
    I'm the future ghost of Yoko Ono,
    If I don't blow it
    I'm a widdow in the window
    A whispering, weeping willow
    A pillow pet with no regrets,
    A weakening tree stump that needs something
    Or someone
    What's love if there's no one to hold when the wind blows?
    I'm just old fashioned, I guess, or hope I'm supposed to cope with what's over with, overseas;
    Meanwhile my overies disagree with all these nervous tendencies,
    10 degrees couldn't fix this economy,
    So I'll probably be flying economy to
    ‘Don't bother me”, if the baggage fees are exactly as they have to be, to carry me away somewhere “heavy” means
    Will you marry me?, or
    I just got back from the future, you wanna see?
    Or,
    You can have mine cause you used yours—energy.
    Javier Garcia
    213-336-2150
    Gayane Agaszhanova
    213-336-2149
    B1DGH00
    I remember all the plausible
    All the possibilities
    All the while,
    I'm off at audiotistic
    Hit with ballistic missles
    If Miss Whipped Cream,
    "Is the thickest"
    Nobody really knows what thick is
    I hear crickets every time I think of
    Skrillex and resent him with resistance
    What's the significance if all that's left are
    Fragments of shattered reality;
    I'd rather the latter than Skrilly, really
    Cause there is no him without me
    And vise versa
    But I think this l verse is worst than the first,
    666
    Maybe that's just the curse,
    If that's what this is, and—
    "WHO IS THIS BITCH?!"
    Lol M. Possibilities
    The Night Shalaham family
    Goes ham on average
    Exactly half as many times as I can count with no hands
    Look Ma: Goddamn!
    And
    [Rick: Goddamnit, I love myself! ]
    Which dimension were you in, when you wrote that?
    I'm like Dan Harmon on the inside,
    But I'm half black and at that, I'm half a man
    So I can't act like that without getting harassed
    Or arrested, as attested, as I walk past I can't look back—
    “DAT ASS THO”
    And that asshole knows how it goes—
    Oh wait, no he don't
    He lives on the road pouring beer down his throat,
    And it's open to misinterpretation,
    But this representation of fame is contagious, it's like
    Okay kids, settle down
    ...and as God looks about, she frowns on the kids on the ground literally crying out loud with no one around,
    As we all know, this country was founded on everything that makes Satan proud.
    “In God We Trust”
    But the trust is empty;
    So all that means is,
    Put your trust in the government—
    Forget what love is, and
    Trust US.
    HAH for what?
    What the fuck is “water?”
    Water.
    Hm. Water. Yes.
    Haaaaaaah, lots of water.
    Chak Chel and The Skrillex are “Aliens”—seemingly from two different planets; they speak two different languages, and get lost in translation on the way to find a place to feel safe.
    This playlist aches
    It makes me hate myself
    Well, not “makes”
    I'm just crazy
    What made me this way?
    I would say hey—but I'm in the wrong tax bracket
    And dammit, I just want off this planet
    If that's what he wants, let him have it
    I'm just average
    I'm just a Dillon Francis fan
    That's my favorite DJ, man
    In the past, if you had asked me if I had plans for Saturday,
    I'd probably say
    Yes,
    I'm going to see Skrillex at XS—
    But I digress,
    Skrillex isn't real,
    He just exists in headsets
    It might be a fever,
    But I haven't had a head check
    Let's get the fuck out of here...
    In the next hour if it's not clear what I should do, or where I should go,
    I'll probably just dine then die alone
    In my beats studio headphones
    Without ever having gone to the studio, to compose one of those,...
    Who really knows.
    43 min
  • S Ū P Λ S Ū P Λ.
    You have got the best of me
    You and all the rest of me
    Everything is everything
    Everything is everything is
    Everything is everything is
    Everything
    All I ever was is,
    All i ever am, and
    All i ever am is just
    Everything, everything
    And this is just reality
    You have got the best of me
    You and all the rest of me, if
    Everything is everything
    Everything is everything is
    Everything is everything is
    Everything
    All i ever am is
    Expanding galaxies
    All i ever will be is
    Everything I'm meant to be
    All i ever was is
    A culinary masterpiece
    With only half the recipe
    Scan the planets for the other half
    Light years pass by
    I know your smile,
    But can I have a laugh,
    Perhaps;
    Or dance
    You mean the world to me, and
    Everything is everything
    Everything is everything is
    Everything is everything is
    Everything but
    Everything means nothing…
    Some people want diamond rings…
    Some just want everything,
    But everything means nothing
    If I can't have you. -Alicia Keys
    2 hr 34 min

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