You have pulled the Abigail, a reminder that the only thing hotter than you are the friends and villagers you've immolated. You're the 17th century's answer to Regina George, and you totally give the term Burn Book a whole new meaning. So fetch! Just don't be boring - you've got plenty of followers who hang on your every word. And your words are so very powerful! Manifest! Persecute! Like and subscribe! But before you start streaming, be sure to check the vibes and try not to be so judgmental, girl - you are a good Christian, after all, with just a hint of bloodlust. Whether it's planning a fake party or pining after your boyfriend, the limit does not exist when it comes to the lengths you'll go to to make yourself the center of attention. So fasten your bonnet, subtweet your enemies, and apologize for swearing with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and Boston witch bitch Elim Almedom!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Abigail: Elim Almedom

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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