May is Mental Health Awareness Month, which is cute, because judging by my inbox, the internet is straight-up infested with lunatics. In this episode, I break down a week full of unhinged messages, Facebook weirdos, and grown-ass adults who confuse a screenshot with a federal crime. One guy wants to fight me over his pedophile mom (yep, that’s real), another is totally obsessed with me, and they're both dead serious. Let's raise awareness—for the fact that the world’s gone completely insane.

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🧠 Real Talk: Get Help Before You End Up in Someone’s Podcast

And look—if you’re going through it, for real—not in the comments, but in your head?

📲 Text 988. Or text HOME to 741741.Don’t try to fight your brain alone. We’ve all been there. It’s okay to get help before you end up as content.

💥 Mental Health Resources That Don’t Suck:

🔹 National Suicide & Crisis Lifeline (U.S.)📞 Call or Text 988 — 24/7, free, and confidentialNot just for suicide—any mental health crisis🌐 ⁠988lifeline.org⁠

🔹 Crisis Text Line📱 Text HOME to 741741 — 24/7Free, confidential support via text with trained crisis counselors🌐 ⁠crisistextline.org⁠

🔹 Veterans Crisis Line📞 Dial 988, then Press 1📱 Or text 838255 — 24/7 support for vets & families🌐 ⁠veteranscrisisline.net⁠

🔹 SAMHSA National Helpline📞 1-800-662-HELP (4357)Mental health & substance abuse support. Totally free.🌐 ⁠samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline⁠