Mrs. Pearlmania was not on the internet in 2005 when the rules where written. She was out in the sun, living her life.

Mr. Pearlmania was born in it molded by it. He didn't see the light until he was already a man and by then it was nothing to him but blinding.

Sit back, relax and learn the 70+ rules of the internet as found on tvtropes.com

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