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Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the law eventually catches up with him and he's forced to confront his crimes and prove his special powers.

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0:00 - Intro - Old Time Alien Scams 0:58 - Evil Aliens, UFO Cult, and Shake Weight Pyramid Scheme 6:37 - Absolute Relaxation all the way to Mars 23:38 - Horrible Midwest Food, Chat GPT, Fleetwood Mac 34:11 - Where do are old Myths Come From? 41:01 - Khauga Takes William to Mars 48:52 - The Tiki Bar in Delaware 54:19 - Where did the Martians Come From? 1:05:21 - The Shake Weight that Built a Pyramid Scheme 1:17:59 - His Cult Gets Arrested by Chicago PD 1:29:47 - What Happens after Death?

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For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates celebrity trainer and fitness expert Jillian Michaels and her journey to promoting scams, pseudoscience and wright wing conspiracy theories which lead to us crowning her the female Joe Rogan. We look into how she went from a cruel personal trainer on the biggest loser to becoming a gay for trump platforming the likes of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens and Russel Brand to sell her fitness supplements and personal podcast.

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0:00 - Intro - The Female JOE ROGAN 0:40 - The Biggest Loser was Cruel 3:48 - 90's and 2000's Diet Culture was So Toxic 18:41 - Jillian Teaches Abusive Thinking 22:35 - Jillian is Hoarding Wealth 35:10 - She Starts a Podcast 46:00 - How She Becomes a Right Wing Mouthpiece 49:48 - Throat Goat Benny Johnson 55:24 - Other Throat Goats of her Podcast 59:48 - What Beliefs Are for Sale? 1:12:03 - Ozempic Broke her Brain? 1:16:56 - Why Jillian Michaels is Worse than Joe Rogan

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For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates the highly addictive gas station drink "Feel Free" that is ruining peoples lives. Starting with the sketchy creator J.W. Ross who discovered this plant while in rehab in Thailand. And ending with Ross changing his name to hide his Felony charges and start the company "Feel Free" and build deep ties to influencers, quacks and perverts thats ultimately lead back to Donald Trump, RFK Jr. and Trad wives.

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0:00 - Intro - Kratom what is it and who's involved? 0:39 - Alex's shady trip to buy Kratom 3:51 - The Viral TikTok on the horrors of Kratom 7:39 - What is Kratom and Feel Free? 31:16 - How did felon J.W. Ross Start Feel Free? 51:21 - The Past Crimes and Secret Identity of Feel Free Founder 54:57 - Behind the Marketing and Quackery 1:03:54 - How is Donald Trump, Miss Teen USA and a Trad Wife involved? 1:14:51 - Is RFK the Good Guy? Or just wants a cut? 1:18:41 - Grift-ception!

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For Quack Month Mrs. P tackle's the disgusting smelly raw meat eating mess of the Liver King and his billion dollar empire built on quackery and lies. The liver king has been pushing some harmful anti scientific beliefs through his "Ancestral Tenets" and "Swords of Manhood." The ultimate downfall came when a fellow gym bro turned on him exposing his steroids use.

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0:00 - Intro - Liver King is a Quack 0:53 - The new "Honks not Quacks" and Previous Quacks 6:48 - The Humble Beginnings of Liver King 25:39 - How Liver King popped off on socials 29:25 - What are the Ancestral Tenets? 52:44 - What are the Swords of Manhood? 1:00:59 - All this BS to sell Supplements? 1:10:35 - STEROIDS: The Ultimate Gym Bro Alpha Crime 1:23:54 - The Family Blood Ritual

It's time for another Story Report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month she read Disco Witches of Fire Island by Blair Fell, a story of magic, love, mermaids, Grace Jones, gay sex, and somehow the city of Phildelphia. 

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The Pearlman’s tackle Jubilee's insidious plan to shift mainstream political and cultural discourse more mainstream. From casting straight fascists to entrusting their fact checking service to a far right wing billionaire to selling out to venture capital. Jubilee is a circus.

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0:00 - Intro - Jubilee is a Psyop 1:13 - What is a Psyop and the Overton Window? 9:04 - Why so many open fascist on Jubilee? 12:17 - Jubilee's Beginnings and Villian Arc 20:42 - Why Saving the World with Capitalism Never Works 39:21 - Surrounded and Charlie Kirk's Creepy Smile 48:12 - Where does Jubilee's Money Lead? 58:55 - Alex's Jubilee Audition 1:06:24 - How Jubilee Casts Bigots on their Shows 1:27:47 - Jubilee's Favorite Far Right Racist Billionaire 1:41:50 - How Jubilee Helps Right Wing Influencer's Careers 1:46:36 - Nazi Please

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The Pearlman’s tackle the fallout facing the Podcast bro's as they realize trump played them and is never releasing the Epstein files because it most definitively implicate him more than any single person. 

Andrew Schulz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Logan Paul, NELK all interviewed trump but refused to bring up his close friendship with Epstein. Now their fans are starting to recognize they've been lied to and the bros are left scrambling to salvage their audiences's trust.

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0:00 - Intro - Is Andrew Schulz an Idiot? 1:35 - Alex's Viral Antipasto and Epstein videos 5:48 - Why no Epstein questions for Trump Podcast Bros? 15:23 - Why Andrew Schulz and Joe Rogan Became Lame Alex Jones Impersonators 34:13 - Alex's Time as a Security Guard Perp Walking the Easter Bunny 47:30 - Gianmarco Soresi Exposes Andrew Schulz's Ego 52:04 - Where does Andrew Schulz's Greed Lead? 1:01:29 - What's going on with How Andrew Schulz Dresses? 1:08:00 - Trump, Charlie Kirk, and Laura Ingraham also Facing Backlash

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The Pearlman’s tackle what christian nationalist think of their favorite movies from Rom-Coms to Godzilla to Cars 2. Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is demonic. Mrs. P also goes in depth on the new Christian Lawsuit that would allow churches to support presidential candidates and keep their tax free status through the IRS. AND DON'T FORGET LOVE ISLAND AND THE LIGHTHOUSE!

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0:00 - Intro - Christian Nationalist Movie Reviews 0:50 - Superman Is Heir to the Choose Your Own Adventure Fortune 14:44 - Love Island is a Horror Movie 33:24 - The Sacred Christian Movie Measurement System 46:28 - Cars 2 Pope vs. The Lighthouse Monologue 1:07:48 - Godzilla Made Alex Cry 1:23:07 - Mrs. P Loves "The Menu" and It's Woke Christian Review 1:31:46 - Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is Not 1:39:12 - Christians Sue to Endorse Politicians and Pay No Taxes

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The Pearlman’s talk the tacky fashion choices of the shameless celebrities who showed up at the Bezos wedding. They also examine Anna Wintour’s reason for stepping down as the editor of vogue and the hand the Laren Sanchez Jeff Bezos wedding played.

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0:00 - Intro - Rich People Are Tacky 1:04 - Rating Kardashian Fashion at the Bezos Wedding 19:55 - One Kardashian Left 24:42 - Embarrassed Leonardo DiCaprio 27:37 - Usher, Tom Brady, Orlando Bloom, Oprah, Gail 31:54 - The Lower Profile Billionaires 46:05 - Sam Altman 52:38 - Who Stole Who’s Wedding Idea? 1:00:50 - Celebrities who Tallked Sh#@ on the Bezos Wedding 1:13:40 - Why Anna Wintour Steps Down from Vogue 1:15:52 - Does Vogue Hate Lauren Sanchez? 1:23:09 - How Anna Wintour Changed Vogue 1:29:47 - Why College Humor is a Bisexual Treat 1:31:51 - Alex’s Closing Argument (Why You Should Invest in TMT)

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