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Mrs. P. looks at the trans-religious philosophy of Human Design. The creation of an advertising executive who got burned out and abandoned his family to party in Ibiza for 8 years before receiving a message from the divine that he needed to get to work on creating this religion and also he should change his name from Robert Krakower to Ra Uru Hu. Thus was born Human Design.

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0:00 - Intro - Human Design 0:52 - Ai Psychosis Made Me Fall In Love 6:19 - What is Human Design 19:03 - Meet our First Real AI Guru 27:10 - Deep Space Nine Talk 30:58 - The Unofficial Human Design Website 36:35 - The Ad Exec Who Abandoned his Family to Party 53:40 - Mrs. P's Human Design Chart 1:11 - Pearlmania's Human Design Chart

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Mrs. P. looks at why Starbucks has become a battleground for culture wars. From ordering your favorite conservative podcasters drink and forcing the barista to say his name, to boycotts over their support for Israel, to Starbucks union busting, war on Christmas, gay marriage, and racism. Starbucks has been involved in almost every culture war controversy and Mrs. P and Pearlmania500 are here for it!

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0:00 - Intro - Starbucks Culture War 0:48 - Why Starbucks, Why Coffee Shops are Cultural Centers 3:30 - In the News for a famous Podcaster's Death 12:39 - Why Conservatives are Planting their Flag in Starbucks 27:13 - Hello Fresh 29:18 - Howard Schultz and the Gay/Evolutionary Quotes on Cups 43:01 - Starbuck's Illegal Fight Against Unionization 50:52 - Starbuck's Controversy with Gay Marriage (M4M) 59:08 - Read to Filth for #RaceTogether 1:07:51 - The War on Christmas 1:16:14 - Alex's Big Pivot/Support for MAHA and RFK 1:21:33 - CEO Uses the Holocaust to Bust Unions 1:25:26 - The Boycott over Palestine and Union Busting 1:37:30 - Alex's Problem with Starbucks

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Mrs' P. digs into notorious "Try Guy Cheater" Ned Fulmer's latest podcast where he invites his wife on to further humiliate the both of them. Also, Publishers clearinghouse is going out of business and leaving one John Wyllie too fend for himself after his $5,000 a week checks stop coming. Mr's P. also digs into the fun stories of a San Francisco Chef who robs banks to support his business, how the inventor of Pilates was a fun interesting guy, Ben and Jerry's breaking up and how dancing with the stars is turning out.

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0:00 - Intro - Being Fun in a Scary Time 1:41 - Alex Should be Allowed to Smoke Again 2:01 - Cheating Try Guy Ned Fulmer Back to his Old Tricks 4:02 - The Time Pearlmania500 hit rock bottom 6:19 - Ned Fulmer's Grifting Podcast 9:45 - Angry Eugene is the Best Eugene 14:58 - Ned's First Guest is His Wife (Who He Cheated) 32:26 - Award Winning Chef Robs Banks 38:45 - Publisher's Clearinghouse Bankruptcy Leaves Winners Stranded 47:26 - Who's Who on Dancing with the Stars 1:00:26 - Pilates Began in a Prison Camp 1:07:50 - Alix Earl's Eliot Spitzer Call Girl Connection 2:11:08 - Ben and Jerry's Breakup 2:12:26 - Alex's Free Speech Grifters Rant

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Mrs. Pearlmania explores the many scandals of e.l.f. cosmetics from the playboy reckless founder who was confronted by a demonic vision which terrified him so much he sold all his possessions and joined the priesthood. To a recent outrage scandal involving the misogyny of Matt Rife to Mrs. P's own self interest in the stock of the company.

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0:00 - Intro - e.l.f. cosmetics and Matt Rife 1:07 - e.l.f.'s ragebait ad with Matt Rife 16:36 - What's Killing Comedy and Why Women are Better 29:45 - Another Fake Apology 39:58 - Who's in Charge of Marketing? 47:44 - D.E.I. and Too Many Dicks 59:22 - Who is founder Scott-Vincent Borba 1:10:08 - So Sawwy We're Greedy (Googly Eyes) 1:16:41 - Guess the Dark Money 1:18:28 - Why the Playboy Founder Became a Priest 1:26:45 - Please Don't Make Me Sell My Aston Martin!

Mrs Pearlmania's STORY REPORT returns with a Trad Wife influencer murder mystery thriller! This month our favorite momfluencer read a book that is so incredible it made Mr. Pearlmania audibly gasp MULTIPLE TIMES. 

This story has it all: thinly veiled references to Ballerina Farms, Harrison Butker, and the secret lives of mormon wives; instagram frenemy stalking; and so many well deserved twists that it LITERALLY makes Mr. P applaud out loud. 

As always the story reports are AUDIO ONLY! So sit back, relax and enjoy the experience. 

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Mrs. P. does some research on the Streisand Effect and what it means to hide something from the internet. From Babs herself to Jamal Khashoggi, the President of China, Tipper Gore, The Epstein Files and of Course Mrs. P. herself. We find out the consequences of hiding your dirty laundry.

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0:00 - Intro - You Can't Hide Anything from the Internet 0:35 - A Husband and Wife Duo Sit Next to Each Other 1:12 - The Streisand Effect and How Babs Earned It 14:17 - I Miss the Old Internet 34:04 - Xi Jinping and Winnie the Pooh 1:02:20  - Saudi Arabia and The Murder of Jamal Khashoggi 1:11:48 - Saudi Riyadh Comedy Festival 1:15:56 - Tim Dillon Celebrates the Blood Money 1:24:37 - The Jeffrey Epstein Cover Up 1:29:27 - Trying to Silence Epstein Survivors

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For Quack Month Pearlmania explores the king quack himself Robert F. Kennedy Jr. From the early horrors of death and family tragedies to become an environmental activists, road kill eater and notorious disloyal husband. To the present when he discovers who profitable the vaccine, health and MAGA grift is.

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0:00 - Intro - A Narcissist's Quest for Fame 0:50 - King of the Quacks Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 1:27 - RFK's Role in the Tragic Kennedy Family 14:47 - Building Credibility as an Environmental Lawyer and Activist 25:25 - The Clinton Connection 30:21 - RFK's Obsession with Eating Roadkill and Cheating 47:19 - Marriage No. 3 and the Hollywood Connection 55:29 - His True Passion is Vaccine Grifting for Money 1:12:03 - RFK is Directly Responsible for 83 Deaths 1:30:30 - RFK's Dishonest Run for President 1:39:32 - Joining the MAGA and Israel Grift 1:47:02 - The Sad Beginning of the End for RFK 1:18:41 - Grift-ception!

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Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the law eventually catches up with him and he's forced to confront his crimes and prove his special powers.

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0:00 - Intro - Old Time Alien Scams 0:58 - Evil Aliens, UFO Cult, and Shake Weight Pyramid Scheme 6:37 - Absolute Relaxation all the way to Mars 23:38 - Horrible Midwest Food, Chat GPT, Fleetwood Mac 34:11 - Where do are old Myths Come From? 41:01 - Khauga Takes William to Mars 48:52 - The Tiki Bar in Delaware 54:19 - Where did the Martians Come From? 1:05:21 - The Shake Weight that Built a Pyramid Scheme 1:17:59 - His Cult Gets Arrested by Chicago PD 1:29:47 - What Happens after Death?

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For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates celebrity trainer and fitness expert Jillian Michaels and her journey to promoting scams, pseudoscience and wright wing conspiracy theories which lead to us crowning her the female Joe Rogan. We look into how she went from a cruel personal trainer on the biggest loser to becoming a gay for trump platforming the likes of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens and Russel Brand to sell her fitness supplements and personal podcast.

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0:00 - Intro - The Female JOE ROGAN 0:40 - The Biggest Loser was Cruel 3:48 - 90's and 2000's Diet Culture was So Toxic 18:41 - Jillian Teaches Abusive Thinking 22:35 - Jillian is Hoarding Wealth 35:10 - She Starts a Podcast 46:00 - How She Becomes a Right Wing Mouthpiece 49:48 - Throat Goat Benny Johnson 55:24 - Other Throat Goats of her Podcast 59:48 - What Beliefs Are for Sale? 1:12:03 - Ozempic Broke her Brain? 1:16:56 - Why Jillian Michaels is Worse than Joe Rogan

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For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates the highly addictive gas station drink "Feel Free" that is ruining peoples lives. Starting with the sketchy creator J.W. Ross who discovered this plant while in rehab in Thailand. And ending with Ross changing his name to hide his Felony charges and start the company "Feel Free" and build deep ties to influencers, quacks and perverts thats ultimately lead back to Donald Trump, RFK Jr. and Trad wives.

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0:00 - Intro - Kratom what is it and who's involved? 0:39 - Alex's shady trip to buy Kratom 3:51 - The Viral TikTok on the horrors of Kratom 7:39 - What is Kratom and Feel Free? 31:16 - How did felon J.W. Ross Start Feel Free? 51:21 - The Past Crimes and Secret Identity of Feel Free Founder 54:57 - Behind the Marketing and Quackery 1:03:54 - How is Donald Trump, Miss Teen USA and a Trad Wife involved? 1:14:51 - Is RFK the Good Guy? Or just wants a cut? 1:18:41 - Grift-ception!