It's the Season 2 finale of Too Many Tabs and we are closing the year with a Mrs. P's Book Club episode of Christmas Horror with a review of Secret Santa by Andrew Shaffer. This book has it all, a german demon doll, Fabian Nightingale, bangs, and a backdrop of 1986 New York City. 

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This Week's episode is about instagram influencer and author Caroline Calloway. Mrs. Pearlmania delves deep into the Harry Potter inspired Cambridge life of this NYC socialite and the accusations against her including scams, grifts, and general mania. Yes we even cover the cut article and the eater highlight about Caroline Calloway and the Yale plates.

So get your favorite incredibly long caption ready for the highlights of the life of Caroline Calloway. 

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They promised and they delivered, here is part 2, the finale of Horny Fairy 3, A Courth of Wings and Ruin. Will Feyre be able to stop the King of Hybern? Will Alex finish the story before the babysitter leaves? Did he really invest all of that money to play this incredible theme song by Griefcat over and over again? 

All Answers will be revealed in part 2 JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING. 

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BUCKLE UP. IT IS HAPPENING. Mr. Pearlmania500 read all of Horny Fairy 3, A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J Maas. This is part one of the spoiler filled review of the book. Sit back as Mr. P explains a novel that was a long march towards insanity. 

PArt 2 will be released in a few hours cause the Pearlman's are recording this RIGHT NO W as you listen to part 1. 

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Foodvember continues and this week Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the murky history of the food pyramid and myplate dot gov! Marvel at how long it took the USDA to come up with a way to explain balanced meals to the american public, and don't be shocked when lobbyists for entire industries crash through the wall like the kool-aid man and mess it up.

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Uh Oh! Mrs. Pearlmania did her research on fortified foods and GMOs for this week's episode. Are we all about to get pipelined? Is Mr. P about to get listeria from Raw Milk? How did they get through this episode without mentioning RFK Jr. once?

Too Many Foods month continues it's slow march towards thanksgiving with this nuanced discussion about food health by two people with associates degrees from community colleges that did not offer nutrition classes.

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You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!!

This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/ 

All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 

Where do we get the term Government Cheese? What is American Cheese made of? Why did the Milk Council commision a rock opera staring a man named White Gold? Is that Ronald Reagan holding a moldy block of cheese that was created to stop the rise of socialism in Wisconsin back in the 1930s? 

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Y'all after the week to end all weeks Too Many Tabs is back to obsess over cheese. And not good cheese either. Blocks of waxy cheese stored in caves all across america as part of a government program that was only half thought out. Mrs. P with the help of Sad Beige dove deep into the caves, spelunking incredible information that is then hefted directly into Alex's brain pan but doesn't melt properly.

Also This is the video that Mrs. P Made Mr P watch called The Battle for Milkquarius: https://vimeopro.com/user3758350/archives/video/92097461 

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It's been a WEEK y'all. And The Pearlman's have taken the time to process and plan.

We have good announcements, sad announcements, fun announcements and an apology to the Zac Brown Band, but NOT Zach Bryan.

We are making this episode available to all our fans on their podcast feeds, but the ad free version will only be available on Patreon.

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A few weeks ago Alex started ranting about dragons during Mrs. Pearlmania's cryptid episode. So many viewers demanded more about dragons, that Mr. P immediately grabbed a torch and delved deep into the stacks to find a HORDE of information on the history of dragons. 

Marvel at dragon tales from across Europe, Asia and the Americas. Wonder at how Norse Thor is so much cooler than Disney Thor. Ponder how many dragon stories are just photocopies of older stories. 

Probably should have called this episode OOPS! All Dragons!

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His Name Was Dusk returns to lead us through our annual Halloween TTRPG! This time He takes Mr and Mrs. P to the fantasy village of Plumtree, where a Buff Paladin named Carol and a Fairy Warlock named Tim have to solve a series of MURDERS!!!

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