This week, Hotep Jesus goes on trial after his latest appearance on Gutfeld, with Uncle Hotep accusing him of disrespecting the Cushites and switching into his “white voice” for the cameras. From there, the Hoteps dive into the ongoing war—F‑35s getting shot down, Joe Kent’s appearance on Tucker Carlson, and the bigger question of whether the U.S. is actually winning.

Then the conversation shifts to Jay‑Z announcing two new shows and which one is worth pulling up to. And of course, the cultural question of the week:

Is Houston the new Shine Heaven?

A flood of videos hit the timeline showing Houston turning into the Spring Break capital for YN’s and young hoes—fights, chaos, cheeks, drugs, guns… everything. Pure nasty work.

The Hoteps break down what this new era of Spring Break says about the culture, plus Afro Man beating his case against the man, the upcoming Biggie vs. Tupac Verzuz, and more.