Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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Shane Gillis is at the center of another controversy, Sam gives his take on Kill Tony, Bert Kreischer wants comedians to form a union, and Stew Peters is going to war with Jesse On Fire. We get into all of that and much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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Alleged Candace Owens leaks are blowing up online and Owen Benjamin and AJ are weighing in, plus we get into the false-flag speculation surrounding the bizarre FlyDubai cockpit attack, Lindsay Clancy’s attorney now arguing she didn't do it, and a new report suggesting Kurt Cobain's case should be reopened, plus much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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The Lindsay Clancy holdout juror claims other jurors were accessing their cellphones during deliberations, the CIA reportedly used 23andMe data in a hunt for alien DNA, some incredible UFO footage emerges from Iran, plus we dig into claims connecting Candace Owens and Harvey Weinstein, and much more on a new Broken Sim.

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Tyler Robinson pleads not guilty and will have a capital murder trial in the death of Charlie Kirk. We get into that, plus Milo Yiannopoulos' questionable deportation, a conviction in the Tupac murder, and the ongoing hilarity of the fake 49ers player Daejon Love ... and loads more.

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We talk Duncan Trussell's Hunter Biden interview and his own reaction to it, plus President Trump reveals aliens are in the oceans and his own equally insane rankings of the American presidents, plus Lake America!

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Candace Owens and Andrew Wilson debated Tyler Robinson's innocence in the Charlie Kirk incident during Patrick Bet-David's shoe commercial, Nick Fuentes accused Candace and Tucker of destroying the movement, and there are more stories of shape-shifters on this new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Also this week, we talk about having Owen Benjamin join us on Tin Foil Hat, Bryan Callen's tough take, the latest on Tom Segura's future, and loads more.

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