College football, Gavin can't quit using his hands, is the judge a stripper, more CNN hypocrisy, Demonic activity at Burning man, JB Pritzkers really ugly sister and did Jon try to lure Murph to his house?

Trans Shooting update, Final Cracker barrel update, Nick Cage's New Jesus movie, plus labor day boating safety.

Burning man gets blown away, people are loving the new D.C., Snoop gets banned by LBGTQXYZ, Pritzker the Fat Bastard, Mark Maron hates everybody and The False Teeth fiasco!

Bacon can kill you! Hooters making a comeback? Violent Uber attack on man with service dog and the service goat scam. Drunk lady in a Hotdog suit attacks neighbor over fence line.

NFL owner sucks money out of NY state then pulls up in his 200M Yacht. More Cracker Barrel fun, Joy Reid is a racist, Lady screams I'm an A.G. at cops, FAFO! Amazing AI discovery!

Cracker Barrel has gone woke, impulse buying pickles, Kathy Griffin, Paris Hilton, JFK assassination, catalytic converter theft, 

Youtube is 20! We're not sure what Keisha is, radioactive shrimp at Walmart. Man win lottery will start buying thicker baloney.

Kathy Griffin is going on Hinge, Actors who hates roles they accepted, please let's pick someone to be Batman and stick with him! Leg lengthening is a becoming a thing!

Jimmy Kimmel's departure from the U.S. is a big win for Trump! A disturbing child abuse case involving a physician has emerged. Social media outrage does not reflect public opinion, Sydney Sweeney. Gerrymandering is a tactic used to manipulate political outcomes and it's already happened. Many Democrats privately support Trump's moving the National Guard into D.C. Adam Schiff faces serious allegations regarding his role in Russiagate.

President Trump takes over the DC police! MSNBC doesn't know what to say.