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There once was a simple shepherd boy who lived on the edge of a remote village in the hills. One day thought he saw a wolf eyeing his flock from another hillside and so he ran and ran as fast as he could to tell the adults.

The men of the village, wanting to protect their sheep, raced up the hill to the field armed with spades, broom handles and anything else they could put their hands to.

They quickly spread out but after hours of searching, they could find no wolf. Even so, the adults were grateful to the young shepherd boy for keeping a close watch and they thanked him, patted his little head and ruffled his hair.

Jake Tapper, I mean the little boy, was delighted with all the attention. Nobody had even noticed him before, let alone showed him any love.

And so, a few days later and craving the attention again Rachel Maddow, I mean the lad, once again ran breathlessly into the village crying ‘WOLF, WOLF.’

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Have you ever noticed how low intellect people, particularly those associated with universities and politics, consider their own competence to be far higher than it is, whilst intelligent and capable people generally rate their own abilities much lower?

You are not mistaken. This is a well-researched cognitive bias known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

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It seems that despite all the efforts of the scaremongers and activists, none of us are going to be drowned by Global Warming as this process has been going on for around a million years and may still have 10,000 years to go.

So overwhelming is this scientific evidence and data that the ‘believers’ no longer use the word ‘Global Warming’ and have softened it to ‘Climate Change’ instead.

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New research has revealed, despite traditional beliefs in parts of SE Asia, Rhino horn offers no health benefit whatsoever.

Instead, it is the ground up dust of African poachers testicles that can make you healthy, wealthy, sexy and wise.

So, start placing your orders......


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Last year’s horror attack, on unsuspecting citizens along Barcelona’s Las Ramblas, certainly lead to new security arrangements in that area.

But security experts recognise there is no way of preventing so called low tech attacks outside the cities.

It was revealed that ISIS had ordered more ‘truck attacks’ only ten days prior to Las Ramblas by calling for followers, already embedded in Europe, to ‘ram their crowds until the streets run with their filthy blood.’

There are now signs that ISIS terrorists are planning to replicate the Barcelona attack in smaller, provincial British towns by targeting open promenades in the hope of maximising casualties.


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During 2017 America experienced dozens of violent clashes between two groups of clueless idiots who make no meaningful contribution to society.

Calls for removing any historic symbol that may be connected, however loosely, to the Confederate States of America reached a fever pitch.

Founding father Thomas Jefferson owned slaves and so all honours in his memory must be erased. George Washington himself had slaves on his estate at Mount Vernon and so Washington D.C. must be renamed.

All copies of the Declaration of Independence, written by many slave owners, should be put through the shredder before being thrown into the sea.

Why they have so much to learn.....


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Have you noticed the disintegration of Western Society yet? Have you realised how our young people, the next generation who are otherwise known as Millennials, are close to useless?

Generation X are now in their forties and fifties and it is their time. An empty stage is waiting for them to step upon and save the world from the error of their own seed.


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British comedians are having a hard time at the moment. Most of them are militantly Left Wing, in fact the BBC has complained they are ‘having a hard time finding Right Wing comics.’

And the problem with militant Left Wing comics, apart from not being very funny, is that they have this uncontrollable urge to impose their silly, leftists beliefs upon a paying audience and bully them into agreeing, at risk of being made a fool of in front of thousands.

Left wing comedians in London seem to have forgotten they are only the act. Just the entertainment.

They are who those actually making a grown-up contribution to society, such as nurses, firemen, bus and train drivers, turn to at the end of a hard week and say, ‘come on then, make me laugh.

Tell us a joke.’


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When an ideology, to which over a billion people subscribe, has at its core the conviction that the entire world must submit to its stone-age beliefs and laws and that every infidel (that’s you and me) must convert or die, then those we elect to represent us should at least have the decency to take them seriously.

Instead, over the last two years, Angela Merkel’s Europe has taken an open door approach to inviting millions of fighting age Islamic men into countries that are entirely unprepared for such a responsibility.

This has been a mistake that will affect the natives of those countries for the rest of their lives. And of all their descendants, including the yet to be born.

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The mainstream media and Euro fanatics have been loudly claiming that a consequence of the Brexit vote will be huge payments made by the British people by way of a ‘divorce settlement’ with the EU

Others, however, believe the EU should be paying us. Here’s why.

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