On today's episode, Technology Thursday brings the all-star cast — James, Mark from San Antonio, David on the phone, Glenn, and Dwayne — for crypto first: Bitcoin net inflows vs XRP's bank-rail story, the Clarity Act that may not even get a vote, BIS cozy talk, short-term dips (BTC ~$77k / XRP ~$1.37) with long-term hold-hold-hold, Cramer selling on quantum fear, and phishing that empties Robinhood accounts. They bounce to Cybercab fleets hitting 420 in Texas, Starbase Louisiana launch deals, and Dwayne's call that 2027 is Louisiana's autonomous year (semis already legal since 2019; NOLA Waymos testing now), then Meta's hundreds of AI "nudify" / child-abuse ads, Flock cameras that shouldn't be probable cause alone, people confessing darkest secrets to ChatGPT, and kids bonding with future robot nannies. NCAA drama — LSU, Kiffin, and an impotent NCAA losing mid-major money — plus Mark's Louisiana-population-doubles-in-20-years bet, an Anthropic researcher quitting over recursive extinction odds, and Dwayne's clean Bitcoin miners-vs-nodes primer. Don't miss it!