On today's episode, we discuss birthdays, family heritage, and a sweeping conspiracy narrative that tries to explain why Trump won the 2024 election and why the U.S. is now engaged in Venezuela. The crew opens by celebrating several centenarian and nonagenarian women in their families and joking about French and Cajun ancestry before shifting into current events, including Trump’s immigration stance, Microsoft “IT wizardry,” and a few lighthearted technical frustrations. Glenn then lays out an elaborate timeline involving Dominion voting machines, Venezuelan “whistleblowers,” Patrick Byrne, Michael Flynn, Elon Musk, and various U.S. agencies, arguing that long-running foreign election-rigging networks were disrupted just in time for 2024. The group debates how plausible this is, whether both parties might pay to “rig back” elections, and how such theories intersect with earlier 2020 claims about overseas servers and firefights in Germany. They connect the alleged Venezuelan role in election interference to Trump’s military moves there, weaving in discussion of María Corina Machado, internal opposition politics, and whether some “resistance” figures might secretly serve the old regime. The conversation widens into side trails on Freemasonry, biblical translation quirks, and how Trump punishes or resurrects political allies, all framed with characteristic humor and skepticism. In the closing stretch, they pivot back to everyday life—marriage advice, sleep, bed sizes, and a playful but detailed plug for PJ’s Coffee and Second Round Bakery—before signing off with travel updates and plans for future “Conspiracy Friday” episodes. Don't miss it!