Jessica schools Igor on martinis and the history of the Fab Five while Igor educates Jessica on the art of fighting on ice and Canadian hockey. The Simp and Simpette talk about the Tiger Woods doc and similarities in their own form of humiliation from "sideline parents.” They discuss growing up with their respective grandparents while going through (ahem) puberty. And finally, the wants, needs, and pains of relationships with friends and lovers (sometimes, the real ones torture each other via a houseplant). AND SO MUCH MORE! THEY RUN THE GAMUT ON THIS ONE!