Pastor Joel says God might take you the long way to get you where you need to go.

Pastor Joel telling us this week that if we are NOT praying for a BIG- boat, our prayers are too small.

Pastor Joel this week says that even Superman if he were a real person living in this real-time(big ifs)...even he would have a nervous breakdown. 

Pastor Joel says maybe God isn't taking your calls right now because God knows you're going to figure out whatever....ON YOUR OWN!!

Pastor Joel says this week you need to take off your mask and stop caring about what everyone thinks of you(and for the record everyone thinks Pastor Joel is perfect).

Joel Osteen says if you find yourself in a medically induced coma, God has placed you in it for a reason and your body no matter how comatose it might be, will find a way out.

Joel Olsteen says this week  God is like a DMV worker, who picks you out at the end of a long line and takes you right to the front, even though you don’t have an appointment…

Joel says your gallbladder might just have given out, you're going bankrupt and you have monkeypox, but the best thing in your life is coming up next.

Joel Osteen says despite your fat, foul mouth, and predilection for bad booze, God thinks you're a masterpiece. 

In his sermon Keep speaking Victory Joel Osteens says if you call yourself a leprechaun enough times, you eventually will turn into a small green person.