Joe Burrow was masterful, completing 28-32 for 283 yards and 3 TD in a 31-17 win at San Francisco. Why we will always remember this as the 'Joe Burrow Alien Game.' 

Chuck rants about last-minute Halloween costume shopping and discusses the newest craze at Spirit Halloween, the Skeleboner.

MySpace Top 5, worst places to take a first date. Did the mock #1 Hot Air balloon ride get snubbed?  

On the Real News Network (RNN) a pumpkin-smashing priest apologizes to the children, plus a notorious dine-and-dash culprit was caught after 19 successful attempts. 

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