Colonoscope caper / Weird household rules / DeBella Dog Walk / Jake Mattera 

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Our good buddy, comedian Jake Mattera was back this morning! He walked in to the aftermath of our discussion on strange family household rules and shared a few of his. He also told us about why he can't stand talking to his mom on the phone, his failures at grill assembly, and how things got confusing recently at Chipotle. Check him out! 

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Author Chris Salewicz puts the Page in the book. He called us up this morning to his "Definitive Biography" of the legendary Led Zeppelin guitarist... Jimmy Page. 

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Rhys Hoskins trot / Porn murder / Cindy's daughter may be getting "catfished" / Vegas bachelorette party rules / John's falsetto / Sad music study / "Job Scramble" / Chris Salewicz on Jimmy Page book / Dave's Bond 25 rant 

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Masters scam / Custom doghouse / Wonderlic fail / Stupid kid challenges / "Long Song Wednesday"

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Moist opening / Millennials marrying later / Kung Fu Bunny / Creepy house in your hood / "Millennial Meanings" / Nicolas Cage divorce 

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Easter happenings / Baggage loophole / Oldhead Easter egg hunts / 4 Random Facts / Retirement gag / David Crosby / Worst Jobs List / "Thin The Herd"  

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David Crosby joined us this morning and he seems really happy, despite no longer sailing on his schooner. He tried to explain album covers, told us the song he didn't write that he wishes he did, and also admitted to the one thing he still wants to do in the music biz. Listen! 

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Comedian and die-hard Mets fan Jim Breuer was here today! We ripped his team, but he had nice things to say about the Phillies. He talked about growing up on Long Island with other future famous people, and his newfound appreciation for colonoscopies. Go see him this weekend in A.C.at the Hard Rock Casino! 

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Comedian Alonzo Bodden was in the building today and told us about winning Last Comic Standing in 2005, among a cast of comedians that we talk to regularly. He also shared his experiences being mistaken for Geoffrey Holder constantly. Go see him at Helium Comedy Club this weekend! 

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