Just in time for the Annual Scientific Meeting, the March 2015 Edition of the JMT Podcast. Join Howard and Dan as they explore your new career path, your toxicologic fortune cookie, the new test for dietary indiscretion, along with seeing the Lorax by Dr. Susac and feeling double cray-cray. Remember the picture of the dog. LLAP.

Join Howard Greller and Dan Rusyniak as they start the new year with a fresh new sound and approach. Learn all about what's new with alpha 2, what you shouldn't eat, and don't miss the articles that they missed.

Join Howard Greller and Dan Rusyniak as they carve out a few minutes during the Board Review Course to interview two of the authors of last issue's Cast Call, Mark Neavyn and Steve Bird, and talk about marijuana, driving and Cheech and Chong.

Join Howard and Dan as they drive this issue under the influence of weedsicles, Chinese hamster ovaries and backyard chicken eggs. Just grab a bag of Doritos and light a hookah. But just one, seriously.

Join Howard Greller and robotic Dan Rusyniak as they celebrate the Fourth of July in June, tackle Dan's Pronunciation Guide, mating snakes, Inspector Clouseau, Yukon Cornelius and Articles Dan May Have Missed.

Join Howard Greller, Dan Rusyniak, Leslie Dye, Jeff Lapoint and Kurt Kleinschmidt as they peruse the cream of the poster crop and ask the hard questions to the presenters. And pester them to submit to JMT . . .

Join Howard Greller and Dan Rusyniak as they explore the musical side of JMT, narcissitic screenagers, unicorn horns, chubby skeletons and the shocking fact about the elderly and medications that you DON'T WANT TO MISS . . .

Join Howard Greller and Dan Rusyniak as they talk chelation, chelation, chelation. Featuring arthroprosthetic cobaltism, birds with MS, and a special new feature: Tilda Swinton's beauty tips.

Join Howard Greller and Dan Rusyniak as they discuss blue antidotes, fat antidotes, the future of the specialty and the CORRECT way of pronouncing TOXICOLOGY. Sort of.

Join Howard Greller and Dan Rusyniak as they share childhood memories of destruction while talking about the ABCs of toxicology. Sorry about the delay in this podcast, and welcome to Genevieve Harlow. Just want to see if anyone reads these notes . . . ;)