Today's most important topics: Netflix introduces a new mockumentary on the Turd Burglar, what we will do in the name of giving Jimmy Fallon the Regina Experience, how do we make journalism WAY more fun so people actually consume the news, what we really want in movies, and the ultimate cat-lady job in Greece.

Do you ever let your night self leave all sorts of work for your morning self? Do you ever wish you were a Real Housewife? How do we all spend more time attempting the impossible? Should France have banned kids from having smartphones in school? And what are the chances Jimmy Fallon ends up calling security on us? All this and more on the #TJAGS Experience!

We try SO HARD every episode to make you tinkle. This one is no exception as we talk HARD-HITTING questions like: is it wrong to change your gender to save money on insurance? Should a burger have any meat? How soon can we do away with roads completely? Do you EVER want your massage therapist to talk to you? What's wrong with paying your bill in change? And should libraries be replaced by Amazon?

Who do you call when someone fouls you hard in a pickup game of basketball? How about 911? And should Kawhi Leonard be able to complain about WHERE he gets paid MILLIONS of dollars to play? Has Guinness ruined their Book of World "Records"? And Shark Week is BACK...for a 30th time... And can you live on only $25/hour in New York City...provided your parents pay for everything? It's #TJAGS!

Has #PlaneBae's story ruined airplane romances for everyone? Is Trump really a super-genius for snubbing the Queen? Should Kylie Jenner Go Fund Herself? Should all law enforcement agencies have to watch ALL episodes of CSI? And are children messed up for wanting to be YouTube stars? All this and more on The #TJAGS Experience.

Would you pay $25 for a 40 minute nap? And remember Napster, the original torrenter of files? Well do we have any reason to "steal" music anymore with YouTube, Spotify, etc...? And how do families get so broken up over money? Ok, maybe 1.2 Million dollars is something. This and so much more bickering on this episode of The #TJAGS Experience!

Can we talk about Kylie Jenner becoming the youngest self-made billionaire in the world, Sarah Palin getting trolled by Borat, 7-11 world free slurpee day, Ice Cube's new baskteball league for old players, and a woman who accidentally stole a car for two weeks?!?

Alright, fam-jam, here's the questions we need to answer! Could you handle the tiny, confined, claustrophobic spaces that these Thailand soccer team are in for? Who makes a better young, engaged couple - Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin or Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson? Is Dwayne Johnson the all-time best action star or is this Skyscraper movie just going to be awful? Would you like to see more drama in the world of UFC - i.e. WWE-like? It's all this and more on the latest #TJAGS Experience.

Today, we're arguing about 🌭hot-dog-eating contest world records, ✈️✈️ airplane seats shrinking, kidney stones, 💻-generated Instagram influencers with a million followers, and the difference between 🇨🇦Canadian & American 🇺🇸 Football 🏈🏈🏈!

Today is a GREAT day! First off, happy birthday USA. Secondly, we're launching our new FULL-LENGTH podcast. Nothing is safe from being a topic on the show, from Standing Ovations to America's knack for fireworks, to strangers finding love on an airplane. It's all happening here, now, and we NEED your feedback!