TONIGHT! Weird Christmas traditions, Justin awkwardly tells everyone to "suck it", and remember Tamagotchi's?!? We've got our best classic gift picks. It's #TJAGS!!

What has two thumbs, no hands, and has to eat cookies off their foreheads? It's not the Tinda Finger (real thing)- it's these guys! Tonight: we're talking greatest Christmas movies, Grammy snubs, and the most MEDIEVAL kickstarter ever. It's #TJAGS!

On tonight’s show, we’re welcoming our newest Saskatchewan city: Las Vegas and their Golden Knights. How the royal family RUINS EVERYTHING, and was Sleeping Beauty an inappropriate movie?? It’s #TJAGS.

Hallmark is making 33 TERRIBLE Christmas movies?!? 🎄 • Everyone from Boston are cheaters. • The SMARTEST, most MANIACAL dog on the planet. 🐶 🌎 • Kangaroo pouch plastic surgery.

Screw you, Albert & Walter. • That sub of the day CAN'T be good. • The Luddites are buying iPhone 9's for sure. • HBO and chill for 2 years until the Game of Thrones final seasons. • Embarrassing

Nope, not THAT Robert Lee. • The Essential Phone. Completely inessential. • Just what you need when you're 103: lifetime memberships. • Go home, buskers. You ain't good enough. • Racist jeans

Eclipse!? Wish it Was An Eclair! • Share this Segment for a Chance to win $5!!! • Let's All Rev Our Engines!

McDonald Is Selling $0.67 Hamburgers • Hey Vegas, Stop Keeping Secrets • Going Crowdsurfing With Snapchat • Potatoes Are Vegetables and I'm Going on a Diet • Favourite Retro McDonalds Item?

Negative Nelly, no one likes you. • No one likes cold nugs. Not even Carter. • We just can't help ourselves from supporting Apple. Carpool Karaoke. • Buy our 7-step De-motivational Plan.

The only stream Disney is getting is us peeing on their lame idea. • We should spank the password moron. • Welcome to Instagram, Apple. We ain't buying it. • They've killed flash. Goodbye Homestar