The Kamentary Track

The Kamentary Track

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  • Episode 149, 555 Episode 12

    This Week’s Kamentary

    • What we do for games
    • Fear and baby smiles
    • Time shenanigans
    • Kamen Rider Kaixa
    • Tropasatsu: Worf Effect
    • An impromptu theatrical production
    • The Ryusei Academy
    • Stoogery
    • Squaring the triangle
    • Blatant exposition
    • The price of power
    • Scarousal, more, again
    • The most obscure references
    • Another mystery, supposedly
    • Sibling/Classmate/Cult
    • The Crocodile Orphnoch Strength Form
    • Stealth crocodiles
    • Faiz qualifications, again
    • Cody’s modus operandi
    • A limited resource
    • Crocodile nipples, or lack there of

      • Next Time: Foe-menting emotions

      Theme Song: School Life by Stray Kids

       

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      47 min
    • Episode 148, 555 Episode 11

      This Week’s Kamentary

      • One Piece, More, Again
      • Zeztz and consequences
      • Chaco, the greatest evil
      • Faido
      • Smart Lady is not horny?
      • Flirting
      • Bar Clover and Lucky Clover
      • The return of Hojo
      • Monkey’s Lunch, beaver assholes, and cow titties
      • A dynamic shift
      • Tropasatsu: Quirky Miniboss Squad
      • Kaito gonna Kaito
      • Parallel storytelling, again
      • Pixel counts
      • The Red String
      • Mari’s a bully
      • Jay
      • Hakajima Sea Paradise
      • Various types of rollercoasters
      • The effects of riding carousels, maybe
      • The Crocodile Orphnoch
      • The, still, enigmatic Rider returns

        • Next Time:  Three little maids from school are we

        Theme Song: Try My Luck by WayV

         

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        46 min
      • Special Episode 11, Gavan Infinity Episode 1

        My mom is in the hospital, so I'm putting out a special episode. Stay tuned to our patreon or bluesky for an update later today, hopefully.

        This Week’s Kamentary

        ·         Guest Soup

        ·         Project R.E.D., Space Sheriff Gavan, and Metal Heroes

        ·         Gavans Infinity, Bushido, Luminous, and more

        ·         Commander Corel Qom Vigiles

        ·         Tropasatsu: Reboot

        ·         Wanibuchi Rikiya and PatRan

        ·         “Peaceful” alien integration

        ·         Emorgears, Emorgy, and Emorgear Mitchitari

        ·         Doki Reiji the Mad Lad

        ·         Emorgear Gekido and Gavan Infinity

        ·         Emorgear Tokimeki, or Hearthrobin’

        ·         Criminal Crane Games

        ·         Agi

        ·         The Records Division

        ·         Date Daisuke

        ·         Brane theory

        ·         Kuzumi Hitoshi

        ·         Emorgear Hazzoi

        ·         Aikokuin Setsuna the Sad Boy

        ·         Gun Clubs

        ·         Kuzumi Miharu

        ·         Cosplay Characters

        ·         Kamentary Track After Dark, more, again

        ·         Shame Balls

        ·         Emorgear Lonelyne

        ·         Emons Pound

        ·         Solid Rage

        ·         Emorgear Hisoo and Gavan Bushido

        ·         Sentai did work

        Next Time: TBD, sorry

        Theme Song: Supernova by aespa

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        Check out Cody’s Book, Of Lesser Gods: https://a.co/d/0iHQMzDv

         

        54 min
      • Episode 147, 555 Episode 10

        This Week’s Kamentary

        • Cognitive dissonance
        • Fan mail, more, again
        • X-Men bullshit
        • Faido
        • Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again
        • Unexpected career paths
        • Existential pickled plums
        • Tropasatsu: Evil Incorporated
        • Sex pests get birdered
        • Takumi isn’t here right now
        • Bebop, Rocksteady, Lucy and Ethel
        • Shovel Candle
        • Elementary school reunions
        • Who’s seen who do what
        • Mari and Keitaro are not subtle
        • Several reasons we have the explicit tag
        • Remember the Snail Orphnoch?
        • How belts don’t work
        • Takumi actually smiles
        • The enigmatic rider, sort of
        • Snurdered

          • Next Time: A slightly less misnamed episode

          Theme Song: Bad by INFINITE

           

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          42 min
        • Episode 146, 555 Episode 9

          This Week’s Kamentary

          • Hanababy
          • Of Lesser Gods
          • President Murakami Kyouji
          • Emotional damage
          • Our plot vehicle
          • Snake push-ups
          • Overly sinister accommodations
          • Japanese Bruce Campbell
          • A very unique burglary
          • They’re called KaMEN Riders for a reason
          • Commando henshin concerns
          • Tropasatsu: Villain with good publicity
          • Immediate seller’s remorse
          • Self-love is important
          • A dubious definition of “polite conversation”
          • Traumatic backstory
          • Goods and services
          • The bit
          • Generic CEO talk
          • The Snail Orphnoch
          • A new Faiz
          • Suit acting, disambiguation, again
          • A presidential spirit bomb
          • Faido
          • Tempered expectations

            • Next Time: The Enigmatic Rider? I hardly know her

            Theme Song: Action Figure by WayV

             

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            Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

            44 min
          • Special Episode 10, Zeztz Episode 1

            This Episode’s Kamentary

            ·         Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle

            ·         Nem

            ·         Late-stage capitalization

            ·         Yorozu Baku

            ·         Creative Credits

            ·         Oda Quirks

            ·         Yorozu Minami

            ·         Bad Luck

            ·         Thematics

            ·         Nox

            ·         Another uncomfortable moment for Jared

            ·         Hummer-kun

            ·         Nagumo Nasuka

            ·         Mannequin Door

            ·         Fujimi Tetsuya

            ·         X-Files, or Black Cases

            ·         Gun Nightmare

            ·         Justified toku cuts

            ·         Tropasatsu: Dream Weaver

            ·         Code Zeroider

            ·         Commander Zero

            ·         Capsems

            ·         Zeztz Driver

            ·         Finger Guns

            ·         First time for everything

            ·         Kamen Rider Zeztz

            ·         Butterflies

            ·         An exclusive club

            ·         Style over substance vs Style as substance

            Next Time: Daddy's home?

            Theme Song: Undercover by A.C.E.

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            Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

            59 min
          • Episode 145, 555 Episode 8

            Quick note, I'm very busy this week so there will be a special episode released next week.

             

            This Week’s Kamentary

            • Dealing with toxic creators, more, again
            • Animal puns
            • Kaido, tsundere bitch
            • The horse just off screen
            • Musical discourse
            • How to respond to multiple murders, or not
            • Tropesatsu: The Masquerade
            • The sad ding
            • Performance anxiety
            • Dreams as a curse
            • Dreams as motivation
            • Parallel story telling
            • Dream disambiguation
            • A suspiciously phrased sentence
            • Takumi can smile?
            • Orphnocking
            • Takumi gets a motivation
            • The Scarab Orphnoch
            • An exquisite soundscape
            • A real monster
            • Belt fed gatling shield
            • The SB-555H Faiz Edge
            • A symbolically dumb decision
            • Is there something worse the monster pass?

              • Next Time: The CEO is a bottom?

              Theme Song: Four Divertimentos, op. 'No1 by Adantino Grazioso

               

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              58 min
            • Episode 144, 555 Episode 7

              This Week’s Kamentary

              • Interesting Games
              • Revisiting favorite media
              • A lack of Inoueism
              • Bare minimum protagonist
              • Yuji’s two modes
              • Depression decorating
              • Takumi’s episodic negativity target
              • Sapphism
              • Takumi knows a plot hook we he sees one
              • Tropasatsu: Career-ending injuries
              • Surprisingly violent musicians
              • More dream hating
              • Plot timing
              • Misogyny, more, again
              • Monsterific glee
              • An unexpected Henshin
              • Kaido’s tragic backstory
              • A very fruity scene
              • Social contracts, again
              • The Owl Orphnoch
              • The Z-axis, more, again
              • Jed’s type

                • Next Time: Guitar hero or Guitar monster?

                Theme Song: Doom du Doom by P1Harmony

                 

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                42 min
              • Episode 143, 555 Episode 6

                This Week’s Kamentary

                • Fatherhood
                • Epic Universe, again
                • Kaido Naoya, Snake Orphnoch
                • Angry duck muppets
                • Yuji has big feelings
                • One way to ride a bike
                • Tropasatsu: Came back strong
                • Horse sight
                • Smart Lady, more, again
                • Lack of Jimini Cricket
                • Soliciting and its repercussions
                • Age correction
                • A two person love triangle
                • Light breaking and entering
                • VHS
                • Misunderstanding, of course
                • Silent Hill factory
                • How to pass an interview, or not
                • Checking in with the detectives
                • Leaning into it
                • Laundry with benefits
                • Garroting
                • Undead disambiguation
                • Important sneezes?
                • A passing through laundry attendant

                  • Next Time: Zeztz is that you?

                  Theme Song: bAd by THE BOYZ

                   

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                  50 min
                • Episode 142, 555 Episode 5

                  This Week’s Kamentary

                  • Epic Universe
                  • Seasons
                  • Todo Eichi
                  • The Jade Emperor
                  • Prophecy
                  • House of the Dead 2
                  • A Reverse Stork
                  • Mari’s tragic backstory
                  • The Squid Orphnoch, Squid Pope
                  • Tropasatsu: Human Subspecies
                  • Branding issues
                  • Laundering, the money variety
                  • Indentured servitude
                  • Death breeding
                  • Cephalaportals
                  • Takumi revelations
                  • Death postponement
                  • Odds of siring
                  • Unintentional associations?
                  • Basking

                    • Next Time: Double triple threats

                    Theme Song: Dice by NMIXX

                     

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                    41 min

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