The Kamentary Track

By Kamentary Track

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The Kamentary Track episodes:

September 14, 2026Episode 143, 555 Episode 6
This Week’s Kamentary
Fatherhood
Epic Universe, again
Kaido Naoya, Snake Orphnoch
Angry duck muppets
Yuji has big feelings
One way to ride a bike
Tropasatsu: Came back strong
Horse sight
Smart Lady, more, again
Lack of Jimini Cricket
Soliciting and its repercussions
Age correction
A two person love triangle
Light breaking and entering
VHS
Misunderstanding, of course
Silent Hill factory
How to pass an interview, or not
Checking in with the detectives
Leaning into it
Laundry with benefits
Garroting
Undead disambiguation
Important sneezes?
A passing through laundry attendant
Next Time: Zeztz is that you?
Theme Song: bAd by THE BOYZ

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50min
September 07, 2026Episode 142, 555 Episode 5
This Week’s Kamentary
Epic Universe
Seasons
Todo Eichi
The Jade Emperor
Prophecy
House of the Dead 2
A Reverse Stork
Mari’s tragic backstory
The Squid Orphnoch, Squid Pope
Tropasatsu: Human Subspecies
Branding issues
Laundering, the money variety
Indentured servitude
Death breeding
Cephalaportals
Takumi revelations
Death postponement
Odds of siring
Unintentional associations?
Basking
Next Time: Double triple threats
Theme Song: Dice by NMIXX

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41min
August 31, 2026Episode 141, 555 Episode 4
This Week’s Kamentary
Old colloquialisms
Esperanto
What X-men and Jurassic Park have in common
Legal liability, more, again
Ignorance as a defense mechanism
Takumi is unaware what series he’s in
The Cactus Orphnoch
Temperature
Sleep talk guilt trip
Weird morals, more, again
Fuck J.K. Rowling
More family trauma
Crime heroes
How to motivate Takumi
Plot riptide
Slightly better bullying?
Not sexism
The Mantis Orphnoch
Tropasatsu: Clothes make the Superman
Prickly henshin credentials
Auto Vajin
The Crane Orphnoch
Justifiable Birder
Technical Avenger
The line
Next Time: The origins of a plot
Theme Song: Joy of Missing Out by AleXa

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49min
August 24, 2026Episode 140, 555 Episode 3
This Week’s Kamentary
Cody’s new Faiz
Kamen Rider Build
Science
The lynch pin of 555
What to do or not do with a woman in blue spandex
A possibly abandoned lighthouse
Osada Yuka, and her terrible, no good, very bad family
Kikuchi Keitaro, the goodest of good boys
Age discourse
Ride Attendants
The titular king’s sleep, technically
Japan’s cellphone technology
The cost of Ramen
German Expressionism, more, again
The RGB trio
The Ox Orphnoch
An unusual location for a classroom
The weird one in this situation
Where are the adults?
Revelatory boxers
Tropasatsu: The Call Knows Where You Live
Speed running toy sales
Michigan
Next Time: Chika Chika, Slim Shady
Theme Song: Spine Breaker by BTS

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49min
August 17, 2026Episode 139, 555 Episode 2
This Week’s Kamentary
He-Man
The Black Company
Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again
Centaurs and justifiable homicides
Takumi has priorities
A very JRPG backstory
Cat tongues and culpability
The contents of Takumi’s bag
Tropasatsu: Contrasting Sequel Protagonist
Something for everyone
A traffic stop strip tease
Dreams
How not to seem innocent
A convenient pawn shop
Non-consensual haircuts?
Chie takes a dive
Obvious set up is obvious
Jimothy’s alibi
Unethical vs. Illegal
A great Honda advertisement
A big boy
The SB-555L Faiz Pointer and Crimson Smash
Faizing through
Swinging Trunk
Everyone gets one
Next Time: Open your eyes for the next 555, King.
Theme Song: MON5TERS by DOBERMAN INFINITY

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52min
August 10, 2026Episode 138, 555 Episode 1
This Week’s Kamentary
Inoue Toshiki, more, again
Goroawase
Science
Orphenochs
Kiba Yuji and Chie, a believable couple
Truck-kun
Sonoda Mari
Inui Takumi
Tropasatsu: Real Life Writes the Plot
Tail or No Tail
Smart Lady
Kiba Kazwaki and Yuji’s Unlce
Kohei Noma and Izawa Hiroshi
The Stingfish Orphenoch
Midlife Crisis
Chie, Ren and Kino’s apartment
Straight up horror
Orphenoch tells
Not sexism, at least entirely
Kamen Rider 555, and it’s supposed basis
A mild rider kick
The Horse Orphenoch, Sadgittarius
Various forms of Orphenoch
Monster Mash Returns
Next Time: Power? I hardly know her?
Theme Song: Dead Man Walking by ALL(H)OURS

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56min
August 03, 2026Episode 137, Rider Time Ryuki Episode 3
This Week’s Kamentary
Better off dead?
Hooded Man
Gravitas of death, or lack there of
Don’t try this at home
Ryuga gets some motivation
Goro-chan’s German expressionism
All the vents
Shinji, maybe?
Tropasatsu: Rasputinian Death
Trauma flashback
What do the blue sparkles even do?
Soul Cucked
Geiz and Ren
Various upgrade forms
Eri, for some reason
Odin
Mugen Survive
A loaded 20 minutes
Another Ryuga
Done Dirty
Time Shenanigans
Next Time: Who you gonna call? 555
Theme Song: Undercover by A.C.E.

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43min
July 27, 2026Episode 136, Rider Time Ryuki Episode 2
This Week’s Kamentary
Fun folk lore creatures
Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again
Ryuga, again
The better man
Symbolic Mirror Limbo
Budget breakdown
Shinji and Ren reunited
Context
Goro-chan is broken
Alternative, or lack thereof
What the Tower represents
A fun fact
Penetration achieved
Tropasatsu: Out of the closet, into the fire
Kamen Rider queer history
A morbid meet cute
A Gegeru
Tezuka gets a downgrade
An absolute beat down
Inoue doesn’t get Ryuki
Next Time: Life finds a way, I guess
Theme Song: Double Take by TWS

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37min
July 20, 2026Episode 135, Rider Time Ryuki Episode 1
This Week’s Kamentary
Avatar, both
Obsession, the movie
Rider Time Ryuki
Kimura and Ishida
Ishibashi and Tozuka
So damn gay
The new Femme, maybe
Sara
The new stakes
Asakura doesn’t need context
Our Contract Beasts of choice
New tech
Obvious trap is obvious
Ren aged well
Various vents
Goro-chan deserves good things
Kamen Rider Abyss
Tropasatsu: Canon Immigrant
Snakeskin desk pad
Another Ryuki
Waluigi
Kamen Riders Zi-O and Geiz
Okamoto Jiro, more, again
Istvan Masacre
Deadly flap flap
Projection
Abyss was robbed
Next Time: So damn gay
Theme Song: Want More? One More! by NEXZ

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53min
July 13, 2026 Special Episode 9: Kamen Rider Dragon Knight Episode 1
Producer Jed is on vacation, so enjoy Dragon Knight Episode 1

This Week’s Kamentary
· The release of Dragon Knight, or lack thereof
· Xaviax and Gelnewt
· Tropasatsu: Ascended Extra
· Kamen Rider Wing Knight
· Legally distinct Darkwing
· The Terminator
· A very mid 2000’s rock opening
· Kit Taylor and Frank Taylor
· We are not qualified to discuss the foster care system
· That’s not how the phrase works
· The dangers of improper ventilation
· Clever CG
· Mia Young
· Aunt Grace, Lacy, and Trent
· Scooping, disambiguation
· German Expressionism, more, again
· Len
· Mugging vs Feeling Up
· One Improvement
· Why Kamen Rider didn’t catch on, maybe
Next Time: Again? Again!, for real this time
Theme Song: Criminal Love by Enhyphen
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39min

FAQs about The Kamentary Track:

How many episodes does The Kamentary Track have?

The podcast currently has 153 episodes available.