The Karens

The Karens

By Amanda, Carolyn, Susan, and MeganSociety & CultureRelationships
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The Karens episodes

  • Australia Banned Social Media… Would That Ever Fly in America?

    Australia just made a move that has the internet spiraling — a social media ban aimed at protecting kids and teens. The Karens are not staying quiet about it. In this episode, they dig into what’s actually happening in Australia, whether a ban like this could ever work in the U.S., and where personal freedom, parenting, government control, and Big Tech all collide.

    Opinions are strong and the debate gets heated. Is this a smart step forward… or a slippery slope? Would Americans revolt? And who should be responsible for kids online anyway?

    Grab your popcorn — this one gets spicy.

    Listen, argue with us (politely… or not), and tell us whose side you’re on.

    Don’t forget to like, comment, subscribe, and follow The Karens on Spotify so you never miss an episode.

    34 min
  • The Age of Disclosure: Are We Emotionally Prepared for Aliens?

    What if the government finally told us everything?

    In this episode of The Karens, we go full extraterrestrial and ask the questions everyone’s afraid to answer: could society actually handle full alien disclosure? If the government came clean tomorrow, would we panic… or just keep scrolling?

    The Karens and their guest dive into theories around alien species, debate whether The Age of Disclosure feels more like fact than fiction, and unpack what confirmed alien life could mean for religion, politics, science, and everyday human existence.

    Are we ready for the truth—or are we better off not knowing?

    As always, this conversation is equal parts curiosity, skepticism, humor, and classic Karen commentary. Buckle up.

    56 min
  • Inflation Is Out of Control: The Karens React to Today’s Wild Prices

    The Karens are officially over it. Inflation has struck again—Amanda’s dry shampoo is suddenly a luxury item, Susan’s fast-food sandwich came with a side of sticker shock, and everything from groceries to self-care feels like it requires a small loan. In this hilarious episode, the Karens compare prices, share their most outrageous stories, and wonder when everyday life got so expensive.

    Laugh, relate, and maybe cry a little as the Karens take on inflation.

    48 min
  • The Karens vs. Thanksgiving: Stuffed with Opinions

    The Karens are digging into a heaping plate of Thanksgiving feelings — and just like the side dishes, not all of them are fan favorites.

    From chaotic kitchens to sacred family rituals to the traditions they secretly (or loudly) look forward to every year, the Karens unpack why this holiday brings out both their inner pilgrims and their inner Grinches.

    Expect laughter, confessions, and at least one emotional monologue. Grab some pumpkin pie and settle in for a dose of holiday cheer, Karen style.

    34 min
  • Matchmakers, Mayhem & Modern Dating: The Karens’ First Guest Tells All

    The Karens welcome their very first guest: an accomplished young woman brave enough to survive today’s dating world and sit down with four Karens at once. They dive headfirst into everything from the mysterious rules of modern love to the chaos of dating apps, the revival of matchmakers, and what dating is really like out there.

    Expect unfiltered honesty, shocking stories, way too much curiosity from the Karens, and at least one moment where everyone questions their life choices.

    Funny, relatable, and just chaotic enough—this episode is a must-listen.

    50 min
  • Beauty, Botox & Bad Decisions

    The Karens are taking on the wild, weird, and occasionally wonderful world of beauty trends—what they’ve tried, what they refuse to try, and which ones they think are just straight-up ridiculous. From super-long nails that make basic tasks Olympic-level challenges, to fillers that somehow make everyone look related, to the magical universe of Korean skincare (where the toner has a toner), nothing is off-limits.

    They’re also revealing their most-wanted beauty treatments—the ones they daydream about but haven’t booked… yet.

    Grab your iced coffee and your favorite face mist, because the Karens are ready to judge, confess, and laugh their way through the glow-up journey.

    55 min
  • The Karens Talk AI: Will Robots Take Over the World (and Our Jobs)?

    The Karens are talking all things AI — including the assistant that made a phone call without permission, a fully automated McDonald’s, and an AI ad so bad it broke the internet. Can humans still do it better? Tune in as the Karens decide which jobs (and people) might make it through the robot revolution — and which ones are getting replaced by a talking toaster.

    39 min
  • The Karens and the Road Rage Chronicles

    The Karens hit the gas on a topic we all know too well: road rage. From parking lot showdowns to highway meltdowns, nothing’s off-limits. Laugh along as they reveal who’s guilty, who’s innocent, and who should probably not drive before coffee.

    38 min
  • Aging Parents and Letting Go

    The Karens open up about what it’s really like watching their parents age — from denial, to family dynamics and those oh-so-delicate power shifts. It’s heartfelt, honest, and sprinkled with the Karens’ signature humor about a stage of life that’s both tender and tough.

    25 min
  • From Finish Lines to Fresh Starts: The Karens Talk Goals

    When Susan crossed the finish line of her second marathon, it got the Karens thinking: what does it really mean to set a goal—and stick with it? From big dreams to everyday wins, the Karens open up about what drives them, how their goals have evolved, and why sometimes the best finish line is just getting started.

    46 min

About The Karens

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Four lifelong friends. Opinions on everything. Experts on nothing.