KC and JonJon discuss how their tastes have changed over time, announce the democratic election of JonJon as an asshole, and narrow down Horological Dicktionary's identity to just 3 possibilities.

KC and JonJon does Vacheron Constantin an educate on watch design, get on their knees and plead for sponsorship from Horological Dicktionary, and explain why they are the best podcast in the world.

KC and JonJon discuss a disastrous watch release with a Frend(y), the gang deliberates the exorbitant prices of various things, and everyone considers a moral dilemma.

KC and JonJon celebrate World Whisky Day with a fellow alcohol enthusiast, the hostile Canadian takeover nears completion, and JonJon gets emotional about the "soul" and "passion" of Alfa Romeos.

KC & JonJon have their very first recurring guest, who in turn drags his own guest along, discuss the intricacies of watch design with an actual qualified designer, and explain how things only look bigger to others.

KC & JonJon discuss hypercapitalism and the (non-existent) limit of human greed, share listeners' opinions on the (non-existent) new Rolex releases, and motorcycle noises make an exciting return.

KC, JonJon and RJ belatedly discuss Rolex’s new releases, RJ recounts his (mis)adventures through the vineyard, KC talks innovation in testicular tourbillons, and JonJon's drunk friends replace the customary vehicular noises with their screaming.

KC and JonJon go through the more interesting releases of Watches and Wonders, KC pronounces Hermès correctly, and JonJon gets a massive erection.

KC and JonJon realise that they are better when they're together, create a new word, and encourage their listeners to buy.