The Kevin Malone podcast

"When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And i misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'."

"I really like Valentines Day in this office. It's kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight's head on it, it was horrifying and funny and..."

"Today's a women in the workplace thing. Jan's coming in from corporate to talk to all the women about... um... I don't really know what. But Michael's not allowed in. She said that about five times." Pam Beesly 

Michael: "I am Pam. Spicoli guy. Oh, God. Names, numbers. Okay. [walking into office] Whoa! God! Yuck, yuck. Yuck. Yuck!"

Pam: "What?"

Michael: "Wow! What happened in there?"

"Yeah, on the booze cruise, I told Michael about some feelings i used to have for Pam...I, had just broken up with Katy and, had a couple of drinks, and...I confided in the world's worst confidante."   Jim Halpert

re-listen to basketball!

"Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot...that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that."    Michael Scott

Michael: "Dont tell anybody, but we are going on a booze cruise on Wallenpaupack!"

Stanley: "In January?"

Michael: "It's cheaper."