The Kingmaker Histories

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  • Chapter Twenty - Swiss Holiday

    Trouble comes knocking. 

     

    Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots

     

    Transcript Link

     

    Written by Charlie Green

     

    Cast in order of appearance-

    David Ault - The Historian

    Maxadrian Burton - Kruger

    Bradley Gareth - Holzmann

    Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel

    Graham Rowat - Moretz

    Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

    Josh Rubino - Telesphore

    Blythe Renay - Colette

    Lucas Martinez - Lando

     

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    49 min
  • Chapter Nineteen - Birthday Presents

    Maxim Moretz gives Iyer, Winterlich and Co. their most perilous mission yet- attending his nephew’s birthday party.

     

    Transcript Link

     

    Written by Meg Molloy Tuten

     

    Cast in order of appearance-

    David Ault - The Historian

    Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

    Misha Bakshi - Nikita

    Josh Rubino - Telesphore

    Blythe Renay - Colette

    Zuwie Lefou - Dieter

    Graham Rowat - Moretz

    Moe Rock - Helga

    Alex Bui - Clover

    Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Roscoe Braman

     

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    35 min
  • Chapter Eighteen - Rat Meat

    The gang get lost in the Seltsamwald, where they aren't quite as alone as they thought.

     

    Content Warning: Gunshots, kidnapping, unpleasant eating noises (23:52-24:08)

     

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    Written by Meg Molloy Tuten

     

    Cast in order of appearance-

    David Ault - The Historian

    Blythe Renay - Colette

    Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

    Josh Rubino - Telesphore

    Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer

    Lou Sutcliffe - Jerome

    Jonny Sims - Charbonneau

    Matt Baker - Berenger

    Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Gus Zagarella

     

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    35 min
  • Chapter Seventeen - Cutting the Mustard

    The gang go to Dijon, France to do some industrial sabotage.

     

    Content Warning: Vomit (21:52-22:12)

     

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    Written by Gus Zagarella

     

    Cast in order of appearance-

    David Ault - The Historian

    Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

    Blythe Renay - Colette

    Josh Rubino - Telesphore

    Erika Sanderson - Janice

    Damon Alums - Sebastian

    Dontae Majors - Garnier

    Andrew Randall - Lelouche

     

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    35 min
  • Chapter Sixteen - For the Republic!

    Following Ariadne's apparent death, Leonid deals with his lack of purpose by joining the army.

     

    Content Warning: Gunshots, vomit (12:38 - 12:40), gore, body horror

     

    Transcript Link

     

    Written by Max Kreisky

     

    Listen to Diary of Mothman

     

    Cast in order of appearance-

    David Ault - The Historian

    Zane Schact - Leonid

    Joe Cliff Thompson - Berger

    Addison Peacock - Ariadne

    Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Max Kriesky

     

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    39 min
  • Footnote i - Mid-Series Q&A

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    The cast and crew of the Kingmaker Histories answer all of your burning questions.

     

    Featuring music from TeknoAXE and Odd Chap

     

    Special thanks to the following fans for sending questions:

    Fawkes, Keiran, The Zucreature of Zulandia, Commissar Mitch, Yami, Newton Green, Julcynea, Lou, Chris of Many Hats, Ethan, Greg with 13 E's

    27 min
  • Appendix i - Forgive Colette!

    Eisen's latest invention leaves the gang very, very far from home.

     

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    Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions.

     

    Listen to Forgive Me

     

    Cast in order of appearance-

    Blythe Renay - Colette

    Casey Callaghan - Father Ben

    Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Father Klem

    Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

     

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    18 min
  • Chapter Fifteen - Run Rabbit Run!

    An unorthodox job offer sends the gang down a rabbit hole through the seediest part of an already very seedy city.

     

    Content Warning: Gunshots(27:29-27:37), fire, gore, sexual noises (7:40-8:04), discussion of human trafficking, discussed and implied animal abuse, implied sexual abuse.

     

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    Written by Henry Galley

     

    Cast in order of appearance-

    David Ault - The Historian

    Blythe Renay - Colette

    Josh Rubino - Telesphore

    Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

    Danny Doyle - Dolph

    Zane Schact - Balek and Leipzig Paul

    Ron Guan - Rudy

    Eden - Nixe

    Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, LadyImperatrix, Charlie Green, ConnFlakes, EJ Smith, Jamie Douglas, Roscoe Braman, Matt Baker, and Joe Cliff Thompson

     

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    35 min
  • Chapter Fourteen -Knock Twice for No

    Colette drags the boys to a public seance hosted by the VSR's best spiritualist.

     

    Content Warning: Vomit/choking sounds (13:01)

     

    Transcript Link

     

    Written by Addison Peacock

     

    Cast in order of appearance-

    David Ault - The Historian

    Blythe Renay - Colette

    Josh Rubino - Telesphore

    Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

    Lisa Sowden - Katerina

    Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Daisy McNamara, Henry Galley, Roscoe Braman, Charlie Poritt

     

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    36 min
  • Chapter Thirteen - Synecdoche

    An administrative screw-up leads to one of Eisen's magic artifacts being mistaken for a little girl's dollhouse.

     

    Content Warning: Fire

     

    Transcript Link

     

    Written by Meg Molloy Tuten

     

    Cast in order of appearance-

    David Ault - The Historian

    BK Dawson - Gottlieb

    Blythe Renay - Colette

    Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

    Josh Rubino - Telesphore

    Meg Molloy Tuten - Gretchen

    Kai Ava Hauser - Lisa

    Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer

    Erika Sanderson - Ninette

     

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    31 min

About The Kingmaker Histories

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On the 19th of February, 1911, in the Valorian Socialist Republic, an assistant tailor named Colette Geise experienced a migraine that ruined her life.

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