After a sincere apology for last week's trainwreck, Chad and Hyle spend far too long discussing their ideal handheld DK game. Bonus points if you can last all 51 minutes.

Producers: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna

Hosts: Chad McCanna, Hyle Russell

Music: Matt Cornah

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Hyle and Chad try their damndest to make an interesting conversation out of "Mario Golf: World Tour" and "Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on the Move," but it quickly devolves - in Comic Book Guy parlance - into the worst episode EVER.

Producers: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna

Hosts: Chad McCanna, Hyle Russell

Music: Matt Cornah

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In their first episode of the new weekly schedule, Hyle and Chad dig into the totally-not-pointless port of Donkey Kong Country Returns for the 3DS. Who better to critique an out-of-touch company like Nintendo than two out-of-touch gamers?

Producers: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna

Hosts: Chad McCanna, Hyle Russell

Music: Matt Cornah

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After a brief, depressing update on the state of the Wii U, Hyle and Chad gnash their teeth into the current state of games "journalism" and the bizarre schedule by which new information trickles out. Oh, and dick jokes.

Producers: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna

Hosts: Chad McCanna, Hyle Russell

Music: Matt Cornah

©2013 File Two Productions

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Chad and Hyle spend this episode discussing their impressions of the Wii U, its potential for success, and a few upcoming titles. Only one of them has ever played it, because preparation is for dorks.

Producers: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna

Hosts: Chad McCanna, Hyle Russell

Music: Matt Cornah

©2013 File Two Productions

www.dkvine.com

In the inaugural episode of The Kongversation, Chad and Hyle discuss the recent rumor of a Diddy Kong Racing sequel for the Wii U. Maybe we should have taken the time to discuss a better name for the show.

Producers: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna

Hosts: Chad McCanna, Hyle Russell

Music: Matt Cornah

©2013 File Two Productions

www.dkvine.com