Dear Kris & Chelsea: A husband needs help on how to encourage his wife to get and keep a job longer than one week. Black Friday shopping stories that will have you shaking your head! Our first vent line is open- and people have a lot to get off their chests. 

World experts say you should ask for consent before changing diapers...Chelsea sounds off. Kris hears a crash in the night, turns out Chelsea was saving Daisy. Next time a store worker asks what size you are, do this!

Dear Kris & Chelsea: My wife loves to cook, but it's terrible, and the kids and I hate it! Help!! Kids screaming in restaurants: the internet is divided on how to intervene. National unfriend day: crazy stories about why you unfriended someone!

Microwave mishaps at the workplace! Candy cane openers? And out of control rumors!

Listener Tracy needs some advice when it comes to being embarrassed by her husband every time they go out to a restaurant--but not everyone is on her side! A girl rewrites Jelly Roll's Save Me to save her dad. Animal stories- a furry firefighter!

Move over recorders, this guy makes music magic with rubber chickens. Sage elderly advice from a grandmother. A school principal roasts her students in the best way!

Veterans Day salutes from us, other vets and country music artists! Chelsea has never had a McRib--Kris tries to get to the bottom of the hype! Target is forcing their employees to...smile!

National yawning day...horrible times to yawn and hilarious stories listeners shared, including getting their face stuck! The tackiest, most awful decorations that people love. Dear Kris and Chelsea...my son is terrified of the dark-HELP!

Starbuck's teddy bear cup drama! Raising a glass for all you can eat buffets. A wife gives a husband an invoice, and she's not playing!

Japan wants you to smell animals' backsides... and we've got so many questions. Men make dinner day...Kris makes an offer Chelsea can't refuse. Dear K&C How do I keep my ex's GF from coming to my son's birthday party?