Well, hi. We were busy attending the Omarion Variant Tour and lost all sense of time, space, smell, taste, etc. Fortunately, our sense of duty prevailed, our intensive holistic immunization procedures concluded, and our paternity tests have determined ... YOU ARE THE FATHER. Khloé has egg on her face again since news broke that Tristan Thompson preferred the eggs of some other slim/thick/insta/heaux. How many NBA players does it take to fix a Kardashian? In other #girlboss news, we discuss the prison potential for our guilty gals, Ghislane and Liz. missed u <3