Scientist are ONLY smart in their fields otherwise they are idiots...

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Money is very tight and they are considering Onlyfans... But not everyone is on board with the plan

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A criminal gets hit in the head with cocaine moments before being arrested

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Jbird Movie Suggestions, Flying Around The Moon and Is Virginia Only 2 Years Into Menopause???

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00:00:00- It's April Fools' Day!

00:01:21- Mrs. Patty's Easter Pie

00:14:36- Retesting For A Driver's License

00:19:46- State Slogan Game

00:25:14- Soda Trivia

00:34:08- I Could Speak 30 Minutes About (BLANK)

00:39:15- Dirt of the Day

00:47:40- Am I Close?

00:56:55- Random Strong Opinions

01:03:50- April Fools' Day Pranks

01:08:24- Dirt of the Day

01:16:04- KVJ Court

01:24:17- Dumb Email Address You Had When You Were Younger

01:36:49- Whacked Out News

01:46:23- What's On Your Mind

01:57:45- Know The Show

02:08:07- Thought of the Day

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A handcuffed woman in Michigan escaped police custody after slipping out of a patrol car window while officers were distracted.

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Am I The Jerk For Not Playing Tour Guide?

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Losers Must Observe a Passover and Easter Themed Punishment!

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Bioengineered Foods, Meteors Inbound, Data Centers and Beware: Tomorrow Is April Fools' Day and A Full Moon!

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00:00:00- Show Intro

00:03:51- Lochlan's New Nap Routine

00:07:41- Jbird or Baby Lochlan?

00:17:11- Pizza Prices

00:24:10- Jiffy Pop

00:26:44- Burnt Cheese Sandwich

00:34:39- Dirt of the Day

00:44:54- Best Fictional Principles

00:52:01- My Friend Is Becoming A Recluse

00:58:14- Am I The Jerk?

01:04:19- Dirt of the Day

01:14:05- Do It Bitch!

01:32:03- Whacked Out News

01:42:53- What's On Your Mind

02:02:12- Deep Jaw Massage

02:04:57- Crimes I Could Get Away With

02:10:34- Thought of the Day

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