That's it- 3 strikes and we’re out ! Yes, it's the end of another exceedingly fair to middling season for the The Logs Angeles Dodgers. You can blame it on the team as a whole but it’s all the fault of that pitcher…we’ve always worked better with pints.

Up tonight: The lads 'Ed in to the Burgh for a couple in the capital…it's the Beer Factory's Paolozzi Lager then Cold Town Beer's Proud as Helles. Cheers!

Smell the sweat, taste the tension...just try not to inhale the protein fumes. Welcome to the Lager Log's coverage of World's Strongest Ale and prepare to witness it all- the chug of war, the ve-HIC-le pull and more squatting then a bachelorette party piss-break ! (Jeez, use the Ladies will ya ?)

Up tonight: They're creepy and they're kooky- The Adnams Family bewitch us with Broadside then things get fowl but we'll still ask for Mor...land's Old Crafty Hen ! Cheers!

Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm ! (I think my fridge-freezer is on the blink again) As a returning brew appears in an ale affray assured to have DC (and even de sand) jealous ! It's a Joker vs. Dark Knight matchup this evening but after all the laughs, will the lads be seeing stars ?...I dunno, but it'd be a nice constellation prize.

Up tonight: William, It Was Really Something- The Bros. return for seconds with their Double Joker IPA and Midnight Sun Porter. Cheers!

Save the Whales ? I think we orca ! So let's follow our malt map of the Galaxy to the rain planet of Newport, Newport where the Jar Wars are in full swing...but will we be fighting for the Rebel Alliance this evening ? Tune in to find out !

Up tonight: Rebel Rebel, your place is a mess (you could of swept the floor of the tap room before we arrived, sheesh) it's Tiny Rebel's Five Dollar Shake Creamy Citra IPA and Stay Puft Marshmallow Porter. Cheers!

This evening, inspired by my recent school trip to Venice, we'll be jumping into the filthy waters of the Ker-nal and deep diving for some brewski booty. So bring your scuba beer and make sure you've had your shots...although I wouldn't personally recommend spirits before suds. Yikes !

Up tonight: We're systematically suckered in by two tempting treats from The Kernel Brewery so get a tasty Table Beer dance and then it's into the V.I.C. section for a Secret Pale Ale pirouette. And they didn't even remove their bottle tops ? Rip-off...Cheers!

Wild Beer appeared! And shucks, I'm all out of balls...I guess that's what you get for beating around the bush so often. Yes, it's time to join your favourite Caners once again as we try to on-the-lash 'em all!

Up tonight: We're over the moon to guzzle Under the Sun and then it's Million-hair of the dog Milk Stout to treat the hangover. Cheers!

I got Pils, they're multiplying ! But not to worry...it's nothing a spot of Anusol won't clear up. Oktoberfest is upon us and it's time to celebrate so join the gents for our Deutschland Double Deuce and don't ask Zwei !

Up tonight: It's nice to frolic in fields without fences but we'd rather wonder through a Waldhaus (I work better with physical boundaries established) and sample their Low Alcohol Summer Beer and Diplom Pils Lager. Cheers!