I think Staind said it best, "It's been awhile". So long in fact that our previous recording service decided to take their money elsewhere. We're still trying to dial in the audio so apologies in advance for the variance between PORT and Luxury's audio levels, I'm sure you can forgive us. See as it's been a while, we revisit some of the good old days vs new jet sortie lengths. PORT discusses the thrills, chills, and challenges of being a business owner and Luxury talks about a new addition to the family (and all the unsolicited advice that comes with it. We're hoping it's not another year before we release the next one)

Cap joins the cast again as the crew discuss the frustrations of living with someone, how different men and women are, holding onto negative thoughts and how important our actions are to raising a kid.

Cap joins the cast as the crew talk about society's shift away from human interaction, sports betting wins and loses, buying a new mattress, and our horrible financial system. Obviously we can't contain all the good nuggets so this is a long one. Feel free to skip around and you're sure pick up some free jewelry.

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Profane joins the cast as the crew discuss how far to go with investing for retirement, when you lose your innocence, and having kids.

It's been a while, but the Lap of Luxury is back in person (for at least this episode). PORT and Luxury are joined by an old friend, Cap. As is tradition, they talk about everything and seemingly nothing but the topics range from Ponzi Schemes in quintessential children's media, killer clowns, and living in a prison of convenience. Strap in and enjoy.

Protip: Back up your memories in all facets of your life. Profane joins the cast as we discuss backing up photos, memories, what memories mean, relationships with in-laws and relationships with your kids. Another pro tip from Profane: Record your convos with your parents to listen back to later.

PORT and Luxury discuss their social media usage, CSAF Gen Brown's accomplishments, Luxury's pilot training journey and some miscellaneous topics. Originally recorded 28 Sep 23.

PORT and Madisen have a quick conversation regarding 12 hypothetical, and yet, diabolical questions for a relationship.

Hog joins Luxury and PORT to discuss Hog getting hair plugs in Columbia, PORT's trials with Spirit, business transactions in relationships, PORT's heart rate monitor, the Titan submarine and Zuck vs Musk.

PORT and Madisen describe their travel troubles getting to Mexico for Madisen's friend's wedding. Originally recorded a while ago.