Luxury and PORT hang at the Iowa City Sheraton to discuss PORT's impulse truck purchase. Luxury contemplates a blind date proposed by a friend.

JASSAM and Amanda (alias JASSelle) bring their perspectives to this episode of The Lap of Luxury. PORT presents his propensity for pettiness. Luxury laments over his love for learning. Office Hours are held, and we play the Newlywed Game with a couple of not so newlyweds.

SKID joins PORT and Luxury to share some wise words from a few decent men. On the docket SKID discusses his outlook on the Supernatural, Dating, and Luxury's love life. Take a seat, grab a beverage, and enjoy. Or don't, we can't tell you what to do.

Luxury, PORT, and Suede have a breakfast counter chat discussing topics from insincere colloquialisms to odd happenings regarding childbirth.

The fiasco that is PORT trying to get to Ireland.