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On this week's episode Will & Ian welcome back A. E. Bennett! They'll freeze themselves for 450 years, only to thaw out on a spaceship surrounded by fools and being chased by-

JASON X (2001) R 92 minutes

Directed by: James Isaac. Starring: Lexa Doig, Kane Hodder, Jeff Geddis, David Cronenberg, Markus Parilo, Jonathan Potts, Lisa Ryder, Peter Mensah and Many Other Talented People!

00:30- Welcome Back A.E. BENNETT!

01:30- First Thoughts

10:30- JASON X (2001)

14:00- Tasty Morsels

17:30- Rating/Review

53:00- Totals

54:30- Thank You A.E.!

56:20- Next Week/Bye!

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Next Week: Street Fighter (2026)

On this week's episode Will & Ian get their crew of youth, their matchbox gang-crew, to save the world. Why them? Because they liked cars and now they drive cars

and a helicopter

They are now a love letter to 80's/90's action cartoon shows. They are-

MATCHBOX the Movie pg-13 126 minutes

Directed by: Sam Hargrave. Starring: John Cena, Jessica Biel, Arturo Castro, Teyonah Parris, Sam Richardson, Denai Gurira, Corey Stoll, Bill Camp, Goldshifteh Farahani, Daniel Bernhardt, Randeep Hooda, Kristofer Hivju, and Many Other Talented People!

03:00- First Thoughts

09:30- MATCHBOX the Movie

12:00- Tasty Morsels

15:30- Rating/Review

38:30- Totals

40:45- Next Week/Bye

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Next Week: Jason X (2001) (available on Philo or for $ download)

On this week's episode Will & Ian enjoy a Vibe! They take it in and get a little wild. Vibe out. Feel it, see it, hear it. There's not much else other then vibe, but MAN it's a good vibe.

and Bill Paxton!

NEAR DARK (1987) R (94 minutes)

Directed and Co-written by: Kathryn Bigelow. Starring: Adrian Pasdar, Bill Paxton, Lance Henrickson, Jenny Wright, Jenette Godstein, Tim Thomerson, Joshua John Miller, Troy Evans, James Le Gros and Many Other Talented People!

01:00- First Thoughts

11:00- NEAR DARK

13:30- Tasty Morsels

18:30- Rating/Review

49:45- Totals

51:15- Next Week/Bye

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Next Week: Matchbox The Movie (available on apple tv)

On this week's episode Will & Ian welcome ANDREW to the show! Together they will carry a spear and give some real good Rib Tickles! It's a good time. There's some tar and a little of the best of the mids. That's right, they're talkin-

CONSTANTINE (2005 ) R 121 minutes

Directed by Frances Lawrence. Starring: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Tilda Swinton, Shia Labeouf, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Djimon Hounsou, Peter Stormare, Max Baker, Gavin Rossdale and Many Other Talented People!

00:00:30- Welcome ANDREW!!!

00:02:00- GUESTIONS!

00:08:30- First Thoughts

00:20:30- CONSTANTINE (2005)

00:23:30- Tasty Morsels

00:25:30- Rating/Review

01:00:00- Totals

01:01:00- Thank You Andrew!/Next Week/Bye

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Next Week: Near Dark (1987) (available on YouTube or Physical Media)

On this week's episode Will & Ian run some medical necessities to an icy town full of mystery and monsters. A living terror fantasy kinda thing... maybe... who knows, but don't work, it's quick, it's-

RESIDENT EVIL (2026) R 94 minutes

Written & DIrected by Zach Cregger. Starring: Austin Abrams, Zach Cherry, Kali Reis, Paul Walter Hauser, Will Merrick, Andrea Miltner, Karel Dobry, Zoe Bellas, Chris Lew Kum Hoi, Griffin Newman and Many Other Talented People!

01:00- A Brief revisit of Resident Evil: Racoon City

03:00- First Thoughts

12:30- RESIDENT EVIL (2026)

14:00- Tasty Morsels

17:00- Rating/Review

35:00- Totals

36:20- Next Week/Bye!

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Next Week: Constantine (2005) (available on HBOmax)

On this week's episode Will & Ian learn their, always believed, destinies are, in fact, true. Also Ian eats Crow. It's not because 1986's Masters of the Universe is amazing, we know that. No because he actually enjoyed-

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026) pg-13 140 minutes

Directed by: Travis Knight. Starring: Nicholas Galitzine, Idris Elba, Camila Mendes, Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson, Morena Baccarin, Kristen Wiig, James Purefoy, Alison Brie, Sam C. Wilson, Charlotte Riley, Jared Leto and Many Other Talented People!

02:00- First Thoughts

09:30- MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026)

12:00- Tasty Morsels

16:30- Rating/Review

48:45- Totals

50:45- Next Week/Bye

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Next Week: Resident Evil (2026)

On this week's episode Will & Ian venture into the unknown... well, the place isn't unknown, the situation is pretty god damn crazy. Just wild. But don't worry, they'll handle some shit, because they're in the town of Hope, dealing with monsters, but luckily they've also got-

HOPE R 160 minutes

Directed by: Na Hong-jin Starring: Hwang Jung-min, Zo In-sung, Hoyeon, Michael Fassbender, Alicia Vikander, Taylor Russell, Cameron Britton, Eum Moon-suk, Im Hyun shik and Many Other Talented People!

00:03:00- First Thoughts

00:13:30- HOPE

00:15:15- Tasty Morsels

00:17:30- Rating/Review

00:59:20- Totals

01:00:30- Next Week/Bye

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Next Week: Masters of the Universe (2026) (available on Prime)

On this week's episode Will & Ian must find their feelings. Because feeling is illegal, and emotion is BAD. But it's what gives us LOVE and JOY and anger too, but lets not talk about that.... Anyway, it's all about the-

EQUILIBRIUM (2002) R 107 minutes

Written & Directed by: Kurt Wimmer. Starring: Christian Bale, Taye Diggs, Emily Watson, Sean Bean, Angus Macfayden, Sean Pertwee, Dominic Purcell, Matthew Harbour and Many Other Talented People!

00:45- First Thoughts

03:30- EQUILIBRIUM (2002)

06:00- Tasty Morsels

11:00- Rating/Review

50:00- Totals

53:30- Next Week/Bye

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Next Week: Hope (2026)

On this week's episode, Will & Ian work together to produce a W on any given tuesday. You never know what's gonna happen. An eyeball could fall out, a 1st and 2nd string qb could go down, a hooker with a heart of cold and a wallet of steel, who knows, because it's-

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY (1999) R 162 minutes

Directed by: Oliver Stone. Starring: Al Pacino, Jaime Foxx, Cameron Diaz, LL Cool J, John C. McGinley, Lawrence Taylor, James Woods, Ann-Margret, Dennis Quaid, Oliver Stone, Jim Brown, Matthew Modine, Aaron Eckhart, Charlton Heston, Bill Bellamy, Elizabeth Berkley, Lauren Holly, Andrew Bryniarski, Lela Rochon and Many Other Talented People!

01:00- First Thoughts

14:00- ANY GIVEN SUNDAY (1999)

17:15- Tasty Morsels

22:30- Rating Review

55:30- Totals

56:30- Next Week/Bye

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Next Week: Equilibrium (1999) (available on Paramount+)

Brah, on this week's Radical Episode, Will & Ian search for the ultimate rush! Pure Adrenaline! The Ultimate High! Surfing and Bank Robbery. That's right, it's-

POINT BREAK (1991) R 122 minutes

Directed by: Kathryn Bigelow. Starring: Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, Lori Petty, Gary Busey, John C. McGinley, James Le Gros, Lee Turgesen, Bojesse Christopher, John Philbin, Julian Reyes, Vincent Klyn, Anthony Kiedis, Tom Sizemore and Many Other Talented People!

01:00- First Thoughts

14:00- POINT BREAK (1991)

16:00- Tasty Morsels

24:00- Rating/Review

56:00- Totals

59:00- Next Week/Bye!

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Next Week: Any Given Sunday (1999)